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What is Vermont?
It seems that 99% of the definitions written on this page were written by people who never lived here, or where so stoned they forgot where they were. Just to clarify a few things:
- Does not have more cows than people.. It's not even close IDK why anyone thinks this.
- There are almost no Ben and Jerry's left in the State. They are all moving out b/c there isn't a good market here and they got bought out.
- People are generally nice. There are dicks too just like in any state.
- All the "wanna-be gangsters" (there are like 7 total) live on one street in Winooski. So the odds of seeing those people is .00001%
- The weather is actually not that cold. It gets FREEZING for like a month, but most of the time it hovers nicely between 60 and 90. There are two weeks in July that often go above 90. Imagine a temp difference of over 100 degrees, that's what it's like.
-Someone said crime is rampant. You might think that if you're coming from...... I don't know the Maldives. I sleep with my doors open.
- Cheese, maple syrup, beef, beer, and music are as good as advertised.
- It's extremely rural, but the state is so small that it's never a long drive to Burlington, NY, Boston, Montreal etc.
- People say everyone are hicks. Oh, except the fact that we have UVM, Champlain College, and Middlebury, three very good schools.
- People say everyone is a liberal. That's SO not true. In any part other than Chittenden, Washington, or Rutland County, it's like a 50-50 split.
Guy from Vermont: Hey you want to drive up and spend the weekend on my couch? We just got 2' of snow!
Friend from New Jersey: Dude Vermont sucks, there's nothing to do and everyone is a dickhead.
Guy from Vermont: Uh, okay. *hangs up phone*
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Vermont - video
Vermont - what is it?
a unique American state, bordering the Canadian province of Quebec. For a few years during the Revolution Vermont was an independent republic. Vermont has Lake Champlain (known for the Champ monster), the picturesque Green Mountains, snowy winters, cool people, clean air, and of course, its famous maple syrup industry.
On a Sunday I drove from Montreal to St. Alban's Bay, Vermont because I had never been to New England before. At the border is a sign that says "Welcome to the United States, Bienvenue Etat Unis". A nearby sign welcomes you to Vermont. I took a few shots of the Green Mountains panorama and the Champaign lake. I didn't see the Champ, however. When I returned to Canada the lady border patrol officer smiled when I showed her the bottle of Vermont syrup I got for my mom.
What does "Vermont" mean?
A place that doesn’t exist
Owen: I live in Vermont
Group chat: Vermont doesn’t exist
Vermont - what does it mean?
A quite beautiful state in Northeastern America. Home to hicks, chicks, and ice slicks. I lava VT! VT REPRESENT!
dude u see that foliage? thats vermont! It's so ill!
Vermont - meaning
A state that is losing its tradition due to the influx of flatlanders; including hippies, rich out-of-staters, city slickers or suburban families who move into towns once booming with dairy farms and hard-working people, and now are bedroom communities for people who simply admire the landscape and want to leave the urban environment. Contrary to popular belief A real Vermonter is NOT a hippie, liberal, or stoner. Do us a favor and move to New Hampshire or Maine if you want to leave your ugly city. Let the real Vermont live in peace.
Fred Tuttle was a Vermont dairy farmer who beat carpetbagger Jack Mcmullen in Republican US Senate primary. He represented and preserved the essence of Vermont at a political level, eventually endorsing Senator Patrick Leahy, because if he did win, he would have to move out of his beloved home state of Vermont to Washington DC, a move not favorable to a passionate Vermonter.
Vermont - definition
A beautiful bore, people stereotype Vermont as being all hippies but it is truly a mix of all social classes. In Burlington, you will see hippies, but you will also see a fair share of bros and Orvis catalog douche bags who just got done kayaking. Winooski has the white guys who wish they were black (see wigger), complete with baggy t-shirts, fake gold necklaces, and dirt staches. Then, in the backwoods of Vermont, you'll encounter hicks who manage to blend Canadian accents with Redneck drawl, yet slurring their speech like a rapper. Oh also, there are normal people who hate these other idiots more than people who live on the outside looking in.
"I can't wait to go back to Vermont and get back in touch with all the COLORFUL people. And by colorful, I mean weird white people because Vermont is 98% cracker-ass."
Vermont - slang
My home land.
The middle of nowhere.
The best place ever.
Representin.. VT, my man, my man.
Vermont
Home of the legendary John Deere, born and raised in the town of Rutland. Largely responsible for the big agricultural explosion around about 1830 due to his manufacturing of the first polished steel plow.
John Deere is a Vermonter.
Vermont
A very windy state due to the fact that New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.
Timmy: Why is it so windy here in Vermont?
Becky: Because New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.
Vermont
The only state where hippies and rednecks some how co-exist.
Hippie: I love trees and lots of weed
Redneck: thats nice, I like to shoot things with my 105+ gun collection!
Hippie: *rips joint* far out. Vermont is dank, man.