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What is Berlusconi?
The great and magnificent Prime Minister of Italy. Look up his hilarious quotes on wikiquote.org. Besides being the PM, he's also a playboy, the former owner of AC Milan, and may other things. Did I mention that he gets lots of hot women?
Berlusconi has said many great things, some hilarious, some wise and some both:
- on President Barack Obama:
"Barack Obama being young, handsome and sun-tanned is going to get along with you the President of Russia swimmingly"
"I'm paler than Mr Obama, because it's been so long since I went sunbathing. He's more handsome, younger and taller,"
--- when criticized for such comments he has responded, as he should, that his critics have no sense of humor
-On his own balding:
"I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out"
-On his own aging: "It's the fate of the lion in winter: all his billions, all his television channels cannot rescue him from the mockery that rains down on the aged lecher, his powers visibly waning."
-On those who don't vote for him: I have Italian citizens in too good consideration to think that there are so many voting assholes (literally: "coglioni", rude word for testicles) around which could vote against their own interests. I apologize for the rude but effective language."
There's a lot more........
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Berlusconi - video
Berlusconi - what is it?
italians wear willingly black berlusconi's
What does "Berlusconi" mean?
berlusconi's is a particular type of shoes, very very high heeled, used by people suffering from dwarfism (or by people suffering from inferiority complex) in order to look higher
italians wear willingly black berlusconi's
Berlusconi - what does it mean?
For a politician to get caught in a sexual compromising position or situation.
Herman Cain just got Berlusconied
Berlusconi - meaning
Conservative pro-business Italian Prime Minister disliked by left-wing ass gnomes because he would rather not see the return of Bolshevism to Europe. Liberals compare Berlusconi, Bush, or anybody with conservative political views to Hitler and Mussolini because that's their idea of fun.
Silvio Berlusconi has returned a great deal of economic strength and national pride to Italy.
Berlusconi - definition
A rich, corrupt, narcissist leader in office
Trump is basically the Berlusconi of America
Berlusconi - slang
An italian politian in power at the time of writing. Has lniks and allegences with the communist party. The italians refer to him as a 'testa di cazzo'. That is a head of cazzo.
Berlusconi di merda.
Berlusconi
see fucktard
Being a corrupt mafiosi retard man on top of a fine nation, italy, continously talking about his enormous cock and how much money he will make by buttraping his citizens.
i was wondering if i could berlusconi this tv-set from your shop or i have to stab your cars tires first.
Berlusconi
1: The current (Fascist) prime minister of Italy 2: Stupid corrupt rich idiot moron who destroyed Italy's economy, controls 90% of the country's media, and is a mannequin of Bush (king of idiots) against the will of his great people.
Silvio Berlusconi is a corrupt madman.
Berlusconi
Ultimate mafia boss of Italy, he controls nearly all of the media, he has hundreds of millions of euro, he can bribe & intimidate judges into dropping corruption charges against him.
He's reached his cancerous tentacles into politics, and subsequently, the biggest mafia boss of the country has also become the prime minister.
Nobody in Italy likes him, you constantly see parodies of him and Berlusconi has succesfully tried to censor some of these parodies putting him to bad light