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What is Herman Cain?
To push your girlfriends head towards your crotch in hopes of oral satisfaction.
Bill: "Dude, the movie we rented last night was so boring, I decided to Herman Cain my girl in hopes of passing the time more quickly."
Wayne: "That's awesome man, did she oblige?"
Bill: "Hell no! She said she was going to hold a news conference tomorrow with Gloria Allred and tell the world."
Wayne: "Dauumn!"
Herman Cain - video
Herman Cain - what is it?
An ass grabby boss, higher up, shot caller, or well networked individual who assumes any pretty women in a cute outfit wants to fuck him in exchange for jobs, access, or free pizza.
I'd wear my Louboutin's to my performance review, but I don't want my boss to go Herman Cain on my ass so I'll wear pants and clogs instead.
What does "Herman Cain" mean?
A sexual act where the man dons a fedora, throws a pizza over the woman's ass, and proceeds to ass-fuck her through the pizza while yelling "Who's your godfather?" repeatedly.
I'm gonna Herman Cain my girlfriend later on tonight.
Herman Cain - what does it mean?
Herman Cain is the boss nigga.
Herman Cain - meaning
The best alternative to Barack Obama. A real role model for the African American community and all of America.
Herman Cain is a real black man, not a white guy posing as black to get elected
Herman Cain - definition
Did you see that congressman keep circling you in the urinal like a Herman Cain?
Herman Cain - slang
A 2012 Presidential Candidate whose add campaign featured one of his political advisors smoking a cigarette at the end of the commercial. The recent video released by Cain's campaign has sparked controversy over the unclear reason of creating a commercial with tobacco in it.
1: "Hey man, have you seen Herman Cain's latest add?"
2: "Yeah, his political advisor is seen smoking a cigarette!!"
1: "WOW. Seems like a great way to campaign."
Herman Cain
A joker running for the GOP candidacy in the 2012 presidential election. This despite the fact that he's never held office, unfamiliar with U.S./foreign affairs, and having a campaign whose "ideals" are based on pop-culture references such as The Sims and Pokemon. Was previously the token president of Godfather's Pizza, where he (allegedly) sexually harassed a number of women, and turned a $300 million-dollar business into a $40 million-dollar business. Also doesn't believe in reading and answers questions with numbers, preferably with three 9's.
Reporter: Iran is producing nuclear weapons to possible strike Israel or even the United States. As president, how do you handle this situation?
Herman Cain: 9-9-9!
Herman Cain
An Uncle Tom who is trying to run for president in 2012. He is famous for his "9-9-9 plan" which is a tax plan were the super poor pay the same as the super rich. Which shows how disconnected he is from minorities and where his real trust lies..with the super rich douchebags. Also he used to run a pizza company so people sometimes think he is a pizza man, which is kinda inspiring.
Bob: "Yo wheres the pizza"
Bill: "I wish Herman Cain still worked there"
Herman Cain
Verb - Doing something incredibly self destructive in order to appease the ego of your narcissistic cult leader, even if it costs your own life.
Mitch McConnell decided not to Herman Cain himself and stayed away from the 2020 Republican National Convention Trump White House Speech that ended up killing 27 people.