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What is Berklee?
The best music school on the face of the earth. It is located in Boston, MA. Not to be confused with the other Berkeley in California. Berklee in boston is spelt this way because it was founded by Lee Berk, and the name was just switched around to make "Berklee".
side note: there is an MIT (Mass. Institute of Technology) in boston, and another MIT (Musician's Institute of Technology) in California. So here's how it goes:
Berklee in Boston: Popular Music
Berkeley in Cali: Popular Gen Ed
MIT in Boston: Popular Gen Ed
MIT in Cali:Popular Music
Strange? yes.
Berklee kicks ass, juliard and miami can suck it.
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Berklee - what is it?
Berklee College of Music is a music school in Boston, known for its top notch teachers and world class graduates.
It is also very overpriced and has very, very few females attending. Fortunately Boston Conservatory is close by which has a very low male population making for...well you know where I'm going with this. Also a very high percentage of students are metrosexual or asian, or both. Metrasian.
Extracurricular activities besides practicing or jamming can almost positively include smoking mad blunts and drinking 40s.
Over all an excellent college.
"Berklee College of Music is the only college where smoking pot improves your grades!" -John Mayer
What does "Berklee" mean?
The act of fixing some music-related device ( like a cable or an amp or some drum hardware) with mexican tools like duck tape, twizzers, wd 40, but mostly ducktape.
Mexican because of the lazy way the mexican do things and Berklee becos of that school where rich people go to learn nothing.
"my cymbal stand was so crooked and shaky and dani fixed it by ducktaping it
yes, he pulled of a mexican berklee"
Berklee - what does it mean?
Someone who comes onto the music scene after attending Berklee College and expects to be worshipped because they're certain that they know everything there is to know about music performance and production.
"Oh great, another bunch of Berklee Twerps in a busking band, just what Asheville needs!"
Berklee - meaning
A style of music most associated with bands from Berklee College of Music, or other music schools with popular music programs. Common bands associated with the genre include Vulfpeck, Lettuce, Moonchild, and any artist Quincy Jones happens to be working with at the time.
The key sign of BC is jazz/R&B influenced pop or rock music, with a predominant fan base of upper class white kids that think they’re smarter than you because you didn’t pick up on the septuplet phrasing over the hemiola or some other made up mumbo jumbo.
“Yeah, He’s a Berklee-Core guy. Don’t ask him about Snarky Puppy or you’ll end up getting negative harmony mansplained to you two hours later”
Berklee - definition
The Berklee Blast is most commonly used to describe the result of the cafeteria food at Berklee College of Music. It entails eating some of the badly cooked food and then having diarrhea, often times explosive.
"Oh man, I can't believe I ate the chicken in the caf. I had the Berklee Blast all night."
Berklee - slang
is a genetic distorter that turns people into a short scene kid who enjoys taking long hot steam showers with other females enjoys and anything that rhymes with penis typically a female and is attracted to hermaphrodites. had webbed feet and a large jewish nose, has saggy tits and is a hunched back . has blonde sideburns. has ass crack that goes all the way up her back. also has good child barring hips
"Ohmyyy lord, i think i have berklee"
Berklee
Berklee is the most talented person you will ever meet. she sings better than anyone on the planet, and she is the funniest person to walk the earth. Being in a Berklee's presence will make you want to be a better person. She is so iconic its painful. Never doubt a Berklee's singing ability. Or you shall burn in the depths of hell.
'Did you hear something? It sounded like a siren, or majestic mermaid."
"No... it was just Berklee singing."
Berklee
naturally beautiful girl, usually with longer brown hair. has lots of friends and is really good to all of them. gives amazing head but isnt a hoe. shes lowkey thick but is super self conscious. always has a positive attitude on life and tries to help the people around her. pretty much just an amazing, funny, hot girl.
i love berklee shes so sweet and funny
Berklee
A cute girl, usually with long hair. Usually has alot of close friends, but she only trusts one.
Awweh, look at Berklee.