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What is Institute of Technology?

A reference to the United States Military Academy at West Point, NY. Cadets at the academy who do not want to be identified as such will say that they are from the South Hudson Institute of Technology (i.e. SHIT) when asked where they attend schools.

Where do you go to school? Oh, I go to the South Hudson Institute of Technology.

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Institute of Technology - what is it?

Chennai Institute of Technology is one of the leading engineering college in chennai that provides various engineering courses with 100% placement..

Chennai Institute of Technology, is a recognized technical co-educational engineering college, located at Kundrathur, Chennai, Tamil Nadu, India. The college was established in 2010 by the Parthasarathy Seeniammal Educational Trust.

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What does "Institute of Technology" mean?

A school in Boston that tries almost too hard to be like MIT, which is across the Charles in Cambridge. The name was chosen with the hopes that people would accidentally misread "WIT" as "MIT" and apply.

Me "I go to an institute of technology down in Boston"

Other "oh, is it MIT?"

"no, wentworth institute of technology"

Other: "oh..."

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Institute of Technology - what does it mean?

On the outside it looks nice and proper. The moment you step inside, that feeling goes away. Just because there is fancy uniforms, doesn't mean we're fancy. We ghetto asfffffff. The seniors are hot, well some of them. No ones foundation matches and these hoes be caking that shit on too. There's drugies. Sports suck. We hate ourselves. Many single people.

"Damn, he's hot, he must go to Maricopa Institute of Technology"

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Institute of Technology - meaning

More commonly known as Georgia Tech.

Typically, only locals or alumni know this.

Trophy Wife: Honey, If your degree says "Georgia Institute of Technology" then why are you writing all these big fat checks to "Georgia Tech Alumni Association" ?

Rich Husband: Because they're the same school, now take off all your clothes!

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Institute of Technology - definition

Institute of Technology in Rochester, NY.

See RIT.

"RIT: 'I spent $120,000 on what?'"

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Institute of Technology - slang

1366 guys. 41 girls. 300 girls who look like guys. 1138 will make more money than you. 1138 automatically realize that the value 1138 equals 2/3 of the student population.

Most common (basically only) majors: Engineering, Computer Science, and most shunned and looked down upon major of Business and Technology (99% athletes, 1% idiots)

Most commonly used pick up lines: โ€œWould you like to see the exponential growth of my natural log?โ€ and โ€œI wish I were your derivative so I could lay tangent to your curves.โ€ Most likely to be heard at a lame frat party where there are more computers than girls and mysteriously strong, yet unrealizable, alcoholic punch, which is the only hope most of these video game junkies have in getting any ass. The whole student population could be diagnosed with having Stevensโ€™ goggles, the equal to 2 beer goggles. Girls have it just as bad as the guys. The phrase: โ€œThe odds are good, but the goods are oddโ€ is commonly heard by the female students who are often favored by faculty because of their unfortunate situation.

Introverted. Awkward. Intelligent yet clueless. Both white and black races are minorities to the Asians and Mid East populations. Most people, especially professors, canโ€™t speak fluent English, but since numbers, mathematical operations, and physics laws are universal, this is not seen as a problem. Most of these black and white minorities attend Stevens solely for athletics and make up most of the โ€œnormalโ€ student population. The majority of this tech school only leaves their dorm rooms and video games to check their mail for new computer and video game merchandise and to attend LAN parties. If youโ€™ve never heard of a LAN party, you have never been to Stevens. (It is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of playing Mutlti-player games over a networkโ€ฆand to view porn.) Most of these typical engineers canโ€™t hold a normal conversation, let alone make a friend other than their most trusted and valuable companionโ€ฆtheir thumb drive, a USB mass storage device.

Although a completely lame school, it is located in the fun and beautiful city of Hoboken, less than a mile from NYC, home to many male bachelor yuppies working in the city and the most bars per square foot of any city in the world.

"I saw a girl walking down Washington St and rated her a 3 out of 10. Once she stepped onto Stevens Institute of Technology campus, she immediately jumped to a 9 out of 10."

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Institute of Technology

A state university of New York where students fall into four stereotypes: bitches, hypebeasts, drag queens, and normal people. A โ€œtobacco free campusโ€ where people will smoke right next to the signs saying not to. Basically an all girls school and half the population has tinder because of it. Always trying to find NYU guys to get into frat parties. Only college campus where you canโ€™t show up wearing pajamas to class.

Person 1: OMG you can to the Fashion Institute of Technology?? Can you make me a dress??
Person 2: sorry Iโ€™m actually a business major.
Person 1: They have that?

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Institute of Technology

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.

Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."

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Institute of Technology

A college of the University of Minnesota-Twin Cities which is the only university branch worth attending. Contrasted with the Carlson School of Management and the College of Liberal Arts, the Institute of Technology (IT) is populated by people who don't deserve to be kicked in the balls (Carlson students do; CLA students have none to be kicked). Most IT students could kick your ass in any academic endeavor, and they'd be willing to prove it, because they're nerds.

Carlson student: "I see by your intact testicles that you attend the Institute of Technology!"
IT student: "Why thank you, Carlson student! Now stand still with your feet four feet apart."

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