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What is mermaid?A sex toy that swirls in the vagina and vibrates on the clitoris. Dr. Sue Johansen recommends the Mermaid for ultimate satisfaction...HOT STUFF! mermaid - meme gifmermaid - videoMermaid - what is it?A mermaid is a half fish half woman fictional creature. Top half is woman and bottom is fish tail. They are often very pretty but some are scary. The scary ones are sirens and they lure sailors to the rocks to crash. Look at that mermaid underwater!! She's so beautiful! What does "mermaid" mean?(n) a lady who enjoys frolicking in the ocean, or any water body, in the form of swimming, snorkelling and diving. Typically wears her long hair braided with seaweed tangled in it. Other characteristics include sandy and salty ears, surf nose and a full smile due to immersing herself in the wonders of the ocean floor. 1: "That girl always goes to the beach but I never see her on the surf." Mermaid - what does it mean?a slut who is very good at swimming or a very hot and busty girl on the swim team Damn, Sarah from the swim team is a mermaid Mermaid - meaningA fish with the upper body of a female porn star. Hey, you've got a dark spot on your trunks. What's up with that? Mermaid - definitionA half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores. I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had. Mermaid - slanggirl who only gives head and not sex That girl's a mermaid she wouldn't fuck me Mermaida rare but real being. half human. half sea creature. a freak of nature. when a lonely mountain man had sex with a salmon, the salmons little fish babies had the top half of a person, but the bottom half of a fish. bam! the mermaid was born. Jimmy: im so lonely. there isnt much to do in the mountains. MermaidA mystical creature. A mermaid is a young woman of the merfolk (or "merpeople"); from the waist up, she is most likely a beautiful maiden with flowing hair and generous proportions, while from the waist down, she has the tail of a fish or dolphin. Mermaids, along with appearing physically beautiful, are also gifted with beautiful singing voices. Aside from the young women, the other merpeople are rarely shown. "Look out, lad, a mermaid be waiting for you MermaidA hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids. Mermaids don't squirt out fish eggs like Futurama would have you believe. After all, if merbabes weren't born live, they wouldn't have belly buttons! |
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