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What is the mermaid?When a female looks fine on the top half yet when you get down to business her V jay jay Smells like fish... Damn she was fine but she turned out to be a mermaid the mermaid - videoThe mermaid - what is it?A legendary sea creature having the upper torso of a gorgeous woman and, from waist down, the tail of either: I don't care what skeptics and scientists say. I believe mermaids exist. What does "the mermaid" mean?Mermaid murder; the act of killing mermaids and/or being killed by a mermaid "This one's called "Mermaider". It's about mermaid murder! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER!" The mermaid - what does it mean?A hot babe from head to waist, and a scaly fish from the waist to the tip of her tail. Mermaids like to sit on rocks and use either a) their enchanting sirens' songs, or b) the tried-and-true tactic of looking in a mirror and combing their green hair while they display their huge tits in order to lure human men (and especially sailors and pirates and stuff) to make love to them. Note that the mermen and merwomen do not do this, though young mermen have been known to kidnap human women and turn them into mermaids. Mermaids don't squirt out fish eggs like Futurama would have you believe. After all, if merbabes weren't born live, they wouldn't have belly buttons! The mermaid - meaningLike a catfishing, except the person is real but their intentions are to ruin you financially, emotionally, steal your identity or con you in some other way. I finally got in the DMs with that hottie Mercedes, but all she wanted was for me to get her Snapchat premium. The mermaid - definitionWhen attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg. I was trying to put my pants on and I mermaided myself. The mermaid - slangWhen someone falls in love with you without you even knowing of their existence, like Prince Eric and Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid. Dude, that girl from accounting just mermaided me. I don't even know her name and she is totally infatuated with me. The mermaidA made up word on the popular new commercial for Match The popular dating site βStop searching up mermaided because I just made that up.β The mermaidSomeone who is half human (top part) and half fish (bottom part). The human part is usually hotter than the average human (probably to compensate for the fish part). They usually say βaur naurβ in reaction to almost everything. Kyle: Cleo is a mermaid. The mermaidyou need three things a piece of rope, a fresh fish, and a ciggarett. step one tie her ankles together. step two rub the fish all over her naked body. step three fuck her any way you please. step four while your smoking your ciggarett you can think to yourself woy thats what it is like to fuck a mermaid. i going out with a marine biologist and she let me give her the mermaid. |
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