What is Bautista?

A name often given to a person who is very smart, but has no common sense AT ALL; also it is a term used if someone's mouth is very shaky while drinking on a water container.

Boy 1: Dude you why are you drinking your water bottle like that?
Boy 2: Because I'm a Christian Bautista

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Bautista - meme gif

Bautista - video

Bautista - what is it?

The most bad-ass motherfucker to ever play for the greatest team in MLB history aka the Toronto Blue Jays. Anyone who lives in Toronto or the surroundng area who doesnt know his name should be shot. Currently the most feared name in baseball after bashing a mind blowing 54 homeruns in 2010. Every time he comes up to the plate whether the bases are empty or full you expect something magical and the pitcher is trying not to shit his pants. This guy feasts on all fastballs especially those delivered by pitchers of the ass clown yankees (who he HATES) or the dried up red sox. Once he puts the ball out of its misery he gives the nearest opposing player a death stare until he turns to stone. This guy wont stop until he brings a world series title back to the great white north where it belongs because everyone knows the yankees are overrated. BLUE JAYS FOREVER

Jose Bautista is a home run machine

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What does "Bautista" mean?

Goes by many names, including: Arveen, Arving, Avin, ARRRRVIN, Arvenis Penis, Arniv. He loves these nicknames but doesn't tell anyone because he doesn't want them to feel obliged to call him these embarrassing names. He doesn't like Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D but pretends he doesn't mind him because he's worried about having an orange thrown at him Always wears a mask to hide his identity as a spy from Antarctica.

Barbaroso: Ayo bro sheeeeeesh... Is that top G Arvin Bautista?????
Arvinus Big Penus: Yo dawgg it is my main man Arv G!!
Arvin Bautista: Yo whaddup broskis bruv famalam g dem innit

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Bautista - what does it mean?

No words that can possibly describe this super duper damn awesome motherfucking best player ever that is currently playing for the Toronto Blue Jays. He hit 54 homers in 2010 to blow everyone up. Every time he's up at the plate, something is gonna happen, either good or bad. He hit motherfucking 31 homers before the All-Star break to break the Blue Jays record in the category and he also has drew over 7.4 million votes by the fans to the All-Star game which is the fucking most ever by one player by a lot of margin. This kid is just gonna get better. Watch him take the MVP :)

Jose Bautista just hit another homer for the Blue Jays.

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Bautista - meaning

I assume if your looking this name up its about Mario Bautista from vine. Dark hair, Dark eyed, extremely hot boy. He is a singer, manly, and he love his Bautisters. Mario Bautista are VERY protective and can get easily jealous. Along with that, he also gives 100% all the time to whatever he is doing. Even when he does stupid or funny things he always looks cute. He's only 20 years old but he's fine asf.