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What is Baja Blast?
The act of ejaculation on a stranger/ loved one in public proceeded by suicide via gunshot to the head directed at the target of the initial blast.
"Did you hear? Phil Baja Blasted all over his Mom.. Can't believe he's dead..."
"Duuuuude"
Baja Blast - video
Baja Blast - what is it?
The act of going inside a taco bell bathroom after eating 69 cheesy gordita crunches, placing a baja blast freeze on top of the toilet seat and attempting to shit 6 feet above the ground into the cup. If successful, your dawg has to drink it in front of cashier. If he refuses he has to throw it at the nearest customer while shouting ALLAH AKBAR and does a snow angel in the floor with the baja blast
My Baja Blast looks like Mike Jason
What does "Baja Blast" mean?
When you shit fart the cum in your asshole on your partner's face.
My girlfriend gave me a Baja blast. It didn't taste as good as taco bell advertised.
Baja Blast - what does it mean?
THE BEST, type of mountain dew!
Person one: "Hey is that Baja Blast?" Person two: "Yeah why?" Person one: "Because I wanted to know if I could have a sip?" Person two: "Sure, but a small one." Person one: "Thanks, man." *chugs whole can* Person one: "Here." Person two: "Thanks." "tries to take a sip" Person two: "AW, FUCK YOU!"
Baja Blast - meaning
A sexual act where a guy blasts a girl in the face with his load of cum while going "bahahahaha".
Justin: "I'm so going to give that girl, Allison, a Baja Blast later."
Nate: "The drink?"
Justin: "Nah, dude. The kind that you give with deeeeezzzz nuuuuutttttssss."
Baja Blast - definition
Explosive diarrhea caused from eating at Taco Bell.
Dude, that five layer burrito last night totally gave me the Baja Blast.
Baja Blast - slang
When you're fucking a Mexican chick and she squirts as you cum
Dude I fucked flaca and and we Baja Blasted
Baja Blast
When you feed your GF as much taco bell and you can and let her shit on you after.
Bro I let my GF give me a baja blast last night.. life changing!
Baja Blast
1. A blue-green, sweet, lime-flavored Mountain Dew available only at Taco Bell (until 2014 when first released in bottles and cans for the summer and permanently discontinued in stores in 2016)
2. A liquid foodgasm; a drinkgasm, if you will
1. I'll have a steak quesadilla and a large Baja Blast please.
2. Guy 1: *cums*
Guy 2: Dude, did you just cream your jeans?
Guy 1: Yeah. I was drinking a Baja Blast.
Guy 2: Oh, you had a drinkgasm.
Guy 1: Hell yeah bro!
Baja Blast
To end an otherwise hot shower with a thorough rinse using only cold water
"Wow, you look so energized and alert after your shower."
"Nothing like a Baja Blast to get you going in the morning."