Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Baja Blasted?

When you escape your prison at home leaving your kids behind to go to taco bell and do a huge blast of heroin while nodding and waiting for your baja blast.

The soccer mom in the minivan is nodding out. She was definitely baja blasting.

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Baja Blasted - video

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Baja Blasted - what is it?

When you receive a blowjob from someone who has Mountain Dew Baja Blast in their mouth, when you cum you have Baja Blasted

Guy: Can we try Baja Blasting?
Girl: I've been waiting for you to ask that question!

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What does "Baja Blasted" mean?

when you make a scene at taco bell so your wife divorces you

i pulled a baja blast yesterday and now im single

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Baja Blasted - what does it mean?

1. A blue-green, sweet, lime-flavored Mountain Dew available only at Taco Bell (until 2014 when first released in bottles and cans for the summer and permanently discontinued in stores in 2016)
2. A liquid foodgasm; a drinkgasm, if you will

1. I'll have a steak quesadilla and a large Baja Blast please.

2. Guy 1: *cums*
Guy 2: Dude, did you just cream your jeans?
Guy 1: Yeah. I was drinking a Baja Blast.
Guy 2: Oh, you had a drinkgasm.
Guy 1: Hell yeah bro!

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Baja Blasted - meaning

To end an otherwise hot shower with a thorough rinse using only cold water

"Wow, you look so energized and alert after your shower."
"Nothing like a Baja Blast to get you going in the morning."

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Baja Blasted - definition

orgasm in liquid form

oh man baja blast.......i think i just creamed my pants

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Baja Blasted - slang

A Mountain Dew drink available, strangely enough, only at taco bell and tastes like a mixture of the short lived soda Pepsi Blue, regular Mountain Dew, ecstasy, Sweet Tarts, and Surge. Has a bluish-green tint.

baja blast is a tropical lemon lime storm.

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Baja Blasted

High; under the influence

β€œDude why is Darwin’s eyes so bloodshot?”

β€œYou know Darwin; he’s Baja Blasted”

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Baja Blasted

When one is about to partake in becoming themselves in an overly intoxicated state.

"Aye ma nigga, we bouts to go get Baja Blasted tonight or what?"
"Brooo, I'm baja blasted as fuck right now!"
"This acid got me fuckin BAJA BLASTED!!!! BRO!"
"Bro, this , bro, bro listen, bro, I'm, bro no listen, bro I'm bro I'm baja blasted ok? Tell Janet to walk! You got tree fitty?"

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Baja Blasted

The good-natured, almost inebriated feeling after drinking a Baja Blast from Taco Bell. Causes one to stumble, laugh, and chill in large quantities for only a couple bucks.

Tom: Dude, I wanna have fun tonight but I only have like 2 bucks

Carter: Well shit man, lets get fucking Baja Blasted!

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