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What is Awesomism?
a word used to describe people just like you, who are reading this now.
the writer of this example is oozing with awesomness.
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Awesomism - what is it?
Something Americans use to describe everything.
Oh wow it's just awesome
What does "Awesomism" mean?
The frivolous act of making ones' self seem more sophisticated, athletic, smarter or generally greater than those around them when in fact the individual is more than likely a giant floppy cock. The transition from being a well-rounded individual to a self-righteous fuck has not only plagued mankind, but perplexed us as well. With an insurmountable and seemingly endless bank of knowledge in all areas and facets of life, the "awesomer" will undoubtedly ear fuck the shit out of you with an array of whimsical allegories which he or she discovered while exploring the vast reaches of their own anus.
Awesomer -"I don't know if you are familiar with fasting, but it is really good for your body. That is why, unlike most people, I fast nearly once a month. It takes a lot of determination and will power, but as I mentioned previously I am not like most people."
Individual fed up with awesomer - "Dude, I couldn't be happier for you. On another note, I started awesomeing today. Yeah, its pretty great. I already gained 50 lbs. of muscles and my dick grew 3 inches. . . in both size and girth!"
Awesomism - what does it mean?
this is usually said after someone did something and had a blast Whitewater rafting sex whatever something so good that the just had to say "IT WAS AWESOME"
I just went rafting this weekend......it was awesome
I had anal sex for the first time......it was awesome
Regina george punched me in the face last week....it was awesome
you get the picture
Awesomism - meaning
Something or someone that is awesome on a cosmic level.
That guy's style is awesomic.
Awesomism - definition
caught a good case of awesome.
Whoah, your good. You must have caught awesomeitis.
Awesomism - slang
Awesomizing the world, making the world Awesome.
Awesomism
When awesome just isn't good enough, usually used in a sarcastic manner and told with an air of insincerity
Brittany: Hey are you running this season?
Joe: No it sucks, I have a stress fracture so i can't.
Brittany: Oh that's awesome awesome, you'll get to spend more time with your friends now!
Joe: Actually no Brittany, I have a stress fracture...
Awesomism
The act of being so awesome that you are even more awesome than other awesome people.
Zach Miller is awesomely awesome!!
Awesomism
Someone who doesn’t know how to swim who thinks that they are so awesome and praise themselves so highly that they believe that they themselves are god, they try to walk on water and drown due to the fact that they cannot swim.
Father at the funeral: “how did my son die?”
The friend: “you see he was into awesomism, so he believed that he could walk on water.”
Father: “but he couldn’t.”
The friend: “I know, but he thought he could.”
Father: “what idiot came up with that word awesomism anyways?”
The friend: “your son before he died.”