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What is August 2nd?
Burger day, day when Owen does cool trick infront of Hannah
Jonah: Owen it's August 2nd burger day you gotta go do cool trick
Owen: shit you right *zooms away on rollerblades to see Hannah*
August 2nd - video
August 2nd - what is it?
National kill someone with a door day
On this day doors will have killing powers and will kill anyone who touches them
Edward: -opens door-
Madison: WAIT DONT ITS AUGUST 2ND
Edward: -dies of death-
What does "August 2nd" mean?
August 2nd is when all the hot people were born. Everyone born on this day is amazing, caring, kind and the type of person you want to be around. Get yourself a boyfriend or girlfriend born on this day and keep them o he point of marriage
Person 1: omg did you see that girl I heard she was born on August 2nd
Person 2: of course she was she's gorgeous!
August 2nd - what does it mean?
the most gayest of leos are born on this day, try to befriend one.
Person 1: “why is this person so gay?”
Person 2: “they were born on august 2nd”
Person 1: “oh that makes sense.”
August 2nd - meaning
August 2nd is just a regular ass day
Pete: yo bro what day is it?
Luke: august 2nd
Pete: oh okay thanks
August 2nd - definition
National dick suck day.
August 2nd ( national dick suck day) is the day your gf gives you a bj til u nut.
Person 1: it’s August 2nd bro
Person 2: fuckkk, gotta help a homie out
August 2nd - slang
August 2nd is national have sex day where everyone is “required” to have intercourse
Man 1:Hey man guess what!
Man 2: what
Man 1: It’s august 2nd!
Man 2: Aw hell yeah!
August 2nd
Anyone born on this day is a natural born god sent from above, far superior to normal people, and has a strong leader instinct. Due to being born under the Leo constellation, these people are more susceptible to becoming conscious and breaking the matrix. This doesn’t apply to all but most are.
“Are you born on August 2nd?”
“Yea why?”
“You must be Jesus reincarnated.”
August 2nd
August the 2nd is national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are physically required to fuck your girlfriend, or in compromise, go down on them or finger them.
If your girlfriend has a birthday on the 2nd, it is even more important to fuck her, as it is her birthday and national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are required to fuck her on this day.
Person 1: "hey isn't it August 2nd?"
Person 2: "yeah why? "
Person 1: "crap it's my girlfriends birthday. "
August 2nd
A birthday of a person with a big ass dick for how big that dick is we can't call him human
Victim: Pull out yo dick
Y/N*pulls out dick*
Victim: Were you born on August 2nd?
Y/N: How'd you know???
Victim: August 2nd dicks are the biggest