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What is Assplosion?
The art of projectile-style defecation. The end result is a messy, steamy, smelly possible smoke filled (we don't get it either) bathroom who's cleaning requires at least a firehose and a bucket of bleach.
Assplosions have been known to inexplicably end up on the underside of the toilet seat.
In ancient China, those capable of the assplosion were looked upon with the highest regard.
see also BM Blowout
Damn cuz, Stewart done dropped another assplosion!
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Assplosion - what is it?
extemely wet, violently forceful diarrhea, which explodes from from the anus in one awesome deluge.
After eating Taco Bell I had a massive assplosion.
What does "Assplosion" mean?
The condition of the urgent need of a toilet because of upcoming mass defecation. The large intestine usually builds in gas pressure repeatedly, then fortunately subsides as you drive around looking for the best fast food restaurant to rush the restroom. As you park, the inevitable last build throws you from the car, you burst into a stall, and you barely drop your pants in time before the assplosion occurs. If your ass does not create a seal with the seat, the assplosion produces colorful feces all around the stall including walls, toilet, floor, and sometimes ceiling. Strangely, the toilet paper is untouched so you are able to make a clean getaway and vow never to return to that establishment. It makes for a good story every time you pass another similar restaurant.
We can't go to that Wendey's again because of the assplosion of 2011.
Assplosion - what does it mean?
Is a concentrated explosion or release of energy in an extreme manner where the trigger and origin of it is caused by a flatulence
Verb: Assplode
Example 1: Depicted as a action
Chaos: *Assplodes*
Vic: Ewww
Gopher: Your ass just blew up
Chaos: I know.. it feels sore now
Example 2:
Guy: and that guy had a assplosion.. you should have seen that.
Girl: I think that would turn out disgusting
Assplosion - meaning
When a baby has a bowel movement that completely floods their diaper; as if their butt had exploded and all of the contents emptied into the diaper.
My newborn had an assplosion, there was crap everywhere.
Assplosion - definition
When you have to take a shit so bad that as soon as your cheeks hit the seat it it sounds like a bomb went off.
Dude, as soon as I got into the bathroom some guy in the shitter had an Assplosion. I quickly washed my hands and got the fuck out of there.
Assplosion - slang
An explosive bowel movement, typically one that requires a shower immediately after.
Man, that 7 layer taco dip was spicy last night, there must have been hot peppers in there. I just might have an assplosion right about now!!
Assplosion
Unfortunate occurrence in which your butt explodes with diarrhea from eating something that doesn't agree with you. It often interferes with your daily life. Usually followed by burning A-hole.
If such an occurrences happen during social activities the need to excuse yourself is not needed. Simply locate the nearest bathroom facility immediately. If Ass-plotions occur frequently during your day it is best to locate the nearest bathroom facility as soon as you are introduced to a new environment.
Traci ate a chicago style pizza at lunch and came back to work with an assplosion
Assplosion
Def1. The sudden release of the contents from one's bowels where the toilet bowl has become mottled in texture and color.
Def2. A powerful surge from an infants colon pushing upward and passing the boundaries of the elastic bands. Usually a huge mess.
Usage of Def1 in a sentence:
I swear I had an assplosion in there after eating that Grand Slam breakfast and 3 cups of black coffee.
Usage of Def2 in a sentence:
My baby literally had an assplosion that wasn't contained in their pampers.
Assplosion
The act of coating the back of the toilet bowl with a loud, massive blast of diarrhea.
I shouldn't have eaten all of that fried food it really upset my stomach. I had a terrible assplosion, what a mess!