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What is Gopher?

When your busting for a shit and your holding on, and the shit pops its head out and tough's your underwear and pop's back up your ass and continues to repeat untill you find a toilet to release...

Person 1. : hey babe I have a gopher.
Person 2. : wtf
Person 1. : shit just touched my jocks and sucked back up my ass.
Person 2. : you grot...lol

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Gopher - meme gif

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Gopher - what is it?

Somebody who annoys people and spam texts them the word fort, he has no life and spends all his time on fortnite

Me out with friends,

Gopher: get on fort
Me: I’m outside,

Gopher: idc use somebody’s phone and play fortnite mobile.

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What does "Gopher" mean?

Grade a douche bag.

Ryan Scott is a gopher.

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Gopher - what does it mean?

A gopher is a being who is non existent but very much alive and active, a gopher is everything and nothing all at once.

Hey Elija, have you seen my pizza ? I had an entire pizza but now 2 slices are missing, did you take them ?

No the gophers took them.

What’s a gopher?? Exactly

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Gopher - meaning

A variation of the β€œNice Guy”. He mainly pops up in a mocking, or protagonist manor on your social media. Usually, by posting mocking gifs,unprompted advice or passive aggressively suggest you date them.

I posted about feeling sad about my breakup, and this Gopher popped up and spewed his lame advice..

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Gopher - definition

A member of the opposite sex whose attraction cannot be ignored. One has an obligation to "go for" (pronounced gopher) it thus making him or her a "gopher".

That girl is a total gopher. You would be a fool if you didn't ask her out.

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Gopher - slang

The person who is deemed the "Gopher" gets stuck with going to pick up and/or bring back goods for everybody else when everbody is chillin and nobody wants to go anywhere.

Freind: Ay yo PJ! You're the gopher!

PJ: Aww shit man! why do i have to be the gopher!

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Gopher

Anyone who attends the University of Minnesota (Twin Cities campus) or a supporter of aforementioned university.

Go Gophers! Hey yo!

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Gopher

A user of the programming language Go, created by Google. The brain behind the language basically describes Gophers as retarded children and I quote "They’re typically, fairly young, fresh out of school, probably learned Java, maybe learned C or C++, probably learned Python. They’re not capable of understanding a brilliant language but we want to use them to build good software. So, the language that we give them has to be easy for them to understand and easy to adopt."

I am a Gopher and Rob is our Lord.

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Gopher

Noun. Someone in a low-rank position. Usually used for low rank tasks. So called because of its sound-a-like to "go-for", as in to go for something, such as to go for coffee.

They basically are the peasants of the corporate ladder and do whatever the fuck their bosses say.

Everyone know that Mike is the gopher here, we even use him as a foot stool sometimes.

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