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What is Elija?
A God amongst men. By far the best hooper west side.
Elijas please save pussy for the rest of us!
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Elija - what is it?
erectile dysfunction disorder but only applying to filipino men
I was making out with three filipino men the other day, but elija occured and everything was ruined.
What does "Elija" mean?
Literally hottest bitch I know. So hot bees love her and so do the birds. Likely to dye her hair pink, cry in public, and make a joke no one gets. Skinny dips once in a hot tub and counts that (but does it really?). Down for sexual experiences but also could be a nun one day. Has a doomsday bunker and is vegan. Artistic is a must.
Friend: have you have your ass eaten?
Elija: maybe once?
Elija - what does it mean?
A sweet loving guy. He does his best in school,and sometimes talks to you. He’s your favorite guy friend. He will make you laugh when you’ve had a bad day.
Elija Robles likes her?!
Elija - meaning
Elijas is a God amongst men. Best hooper out West, no kizzy.
Elijas won't stop pulling hoes! He's unstoppable!!!
Elija - definition
Elija is the absolute sexiest man in the entire world, he gets so many bitches it is unbelievable. Elija is so incredibly attractive that whenever someone sees him just for a second they cum instantly, man or woman. Once Elija was walking around outside just minding his own business then he went into a crowd of people and all he could hear was moans as everyone came to the sight of him. after everyone had finished orgasming there was so much cum that Elija was basically drowning. Elija has a gift and a curse because he cant go anywhere without people begging him to fuck them or even just give them a shot with him, he even gets straight males coming up to him everywhere he goes but it is mainly woman.
*Elija just walking*
*Girls see him and all cum instantly*
Girls: *run up to him and get on there knees and start begging*
Girls: "Please just give us a chance you're so incredibly perfect"
Elija: "not againnnn"
Elija: "I cant go anywhere without this happening"
Elija - slang
An Elija is an incredibly nice guy who is athletic and has a huge peen. Not only are Elija's great in bed, but they are athletic and athletic too. He is very respectful and treats girls well, and is a great person in general.
Hey, did you see that Elija over there? I heard he has a 12 inch punisher.
Elija
Coolest guy in the old testiment... Look him up...
Some Guy: Aw crap... I just lost the hammer in the river!
Elija: Relax Guy, Take a rest fella...
Some guy: Ya, but we borrowed that form that other guy!
Elija: *Uses powers imparted by God to pull a jedi style retreival of said hammer*
Elija
an elija is a person whos normally laid back and chill he Nevers let's feelings show never make an elija mad. Elijas loves loving girls and giving them stuff and likes joking around elija is the type of guy that likes you cause your personality but if you date the girl he likes he most likely will kill you
Person 1: do you like her
Elija: yea,but I think she has a girlfriend I'ma kill that nigga
Elija
An Elija is a nice guy, whos great in the bed and treats girls with repect because no girl should be called a bitch
girls tend not to like him but in the future theyre like magnets and he'll stay with you forever
Girl , you need an Elija I heard you broke up with your boyfriend but Elija will always be there for you cause he doesnt disrespect girls,plus hes great in the bed