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What is assplosion?Dude, that Indian food was good, but I had quite the assplosion after eating it! assplosion - meme gifassplosion - videoAssplosion - what is it?When you fart so hard your arse hurts and you get a headache and shit your dacks and basically make everything around you smell like crap! Used in a sentence What does "assplosion" mean?The anal explosion that occurs after one eats mexican food, particularly, Taco Bell. After that Taco Bell run, I almost didn't make it home before I had an assplosion. Assplosion - what does it mean?When diarrhea builds up so much energy prior to its exit, a giant explosion results. After eating so many black beans, i had a huge assplosion. Assplosion - meaningWhen you eat Burger King and/or Taco Bell and the toilet paper roll disappears because the shit turned your ass a different skin color. Uh-oh, Burger King does NOT want me to eat Whoppers anymore. I just had an assplosion in my pants. Assplosion - definitionThe act of imploding into one's self, then promptly exploding that out of the anus. The assplosion of Henry rocked our group to the very core, to lose such a close member to such a tragic death. Assplosion - slangAn extreme case of diarrhea where very runny feces is excreted unvoluntarily from the anus at inconcievable speeds. Joe: Why are you limping? AssplosionThe art of projectile-style defecation. The end result is a messy, steamy, smelly possible smoke filled (we don't get it either) bathroom who's cleaning requires at least a firehose and a bucket of bleach. Damn cuz, Stewart done dropped another assplosion! Assplosionextemely wet, violently forceful diarrhea, which explodes from from the anus in one awesome deluge. After eating Taco Bell I had a massive assplosion. AssplosionThe condition of the urgent need of a toilet because of upcoming mass defecation. The large intestine usually builds in gas pressure repeatedly, then fortunately subsides as you drive around looking for the best fast food restaurant to rush the restroom. As you park, the inevitable last build throws you from the car, you burst into a stall, and you barely drop your pants in time before the assplosion occurs. If your ass does not create a seal with the seat, the assplosion produces colorful feces all around the stall including walls, toilet, floor, and sometimes ceiling. Strangely, the toilet paper is untouched so you are able to make a clean getaway and vow never to return to that establishment. It makes for a good story every time you pass another similar restaurant. We can't go to that Wendey's again because of the assplosion of 2011. |
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