What is Askew?

To go wrong in such a way that is not entirely ironic or different from the origin, but rather a slight deviation from what was expected.

His expectations not met,
yet his hopes kept alive,
the night went askewer for Tom
but he would survive.

Askew - meme gif

The quality of being askew; crooked, awry, or out of line.

"Phillip, the askewity of this Italian tower boggles my mind!"

awry, bewelled, skew, wry

This old watch' hands look askew.

To be humiliated in a culinary sense on television. Typically refers to great British menu. Refers to the slaying of Paul Askew

Did you see Paul get askewed on TV? Wow he got askewed so badly

A condition of which a person does not know of something that is incredibly well-known.

"Hey, do you want to watch Wheel of Fortune or something?"

"What is 'Wheel of Fortune'?"
"How do you not know what that is? Do you have Askewism?"

Ariella: did he feel you up?
Leah: well no not really, but my shirt was totes askew ;)

"You are too much of an Askew - lose some weight" "I can't" "haha"

annoying kid this last name means you'll make people laugh but your rude to most people

Ryan Askew is mean

A fat or overly annoying female Teacher, a bitch

My teacher is an askew, she gives way to much homework.

Type this into the google search bar a the page will tilt

I typed "askew" into the google search bar, then the page was askew!