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What is Ashton Kutcher?
An actor who was good on "That 70's Show" but is utterly pathetic in all other roles.
WTF? Ashton Kutcher is doing a MOVIE!? I gagged enough the last time I watched Punk'd!
Ashton Kutcher - video
Ashton Kutcher - what is it?
verb: To take a service and use/abuse it until it's no fun anymore. To fuck an application until it is dead.
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm on Tumblr now.
Guy 2: Watch out it doesn't get Ashton Kutcher'd. Look at what happened to Twitter.
Guy 1: Damn.
What does "Ashton Kutcher" mean?
an effeminate hippie "stick man" who is bangin an old skank gettin some of them Bruce Willis leave-ins
i wouldn't stick my dick in a bowl of Bruce Willis's man-pudding
Ashton Kutcher - what does it mean?
An alternative name for a really chronic strain of marijuana named Kush
Kutcher sounds like Kush
Instances of term used in main stream media:
"Light that Ashton Kutcher"
-Blunt Blowin - Lil Wayne
"Ashin' Kusher" by Kid Cudi
Hurry up and light up that Ashton Kutcher, im tryin to get baked son.
Roll up that Ashton Kutcher bro.
Ashton Kutcher - meaning
the most overrated actor right now. he tries so hard to be funny but it's embarrassing how but he is when he tries. it's highly doubtful he ever took acting school.
oh look, ashton kutcher is making an ass of himself on punk'd again.
Ashton Kutcher - definition
An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.
Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
Ashton Kutcher - slang
A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.
Ashton Kutcher
One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?
They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.
Ashton Kutcher
Further proof that this country is fucked.
Ashton Kutcher is just another disposable Hollywood prettyboy.
Ashton Kutcher
Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.
Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!