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What is Kutcher?
A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.
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Kutcher - what is it?
One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?
They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.
What does "Kutcher" mean?
Further proof that this country is fucked.
Ashton Kutcher is just another disposable Hollywood prettyboy.
Kutcher - what does it mean?
Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.
Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!
Kutcher - meaning
the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile
if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson
Kutcher - definition
when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"
When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.
Kutcher - slang
You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.
Kutcher
to have an orgasm during same-sex intercourse. (usually male on male)
That asshat kutchered all over my back and didnt even give me a reacharound.
Kutcher
any good-looking young man rendered rather pathetic by his anxious attempt to fit in and/or be liked. Can also refer to a stupid or hopelessly, embarrassingly un-cool individual.
That kutcher wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground!
Kutcher
The opposite of a cougar. A young male that goes after an older woman.
That guy's such a Kutcher, that woman is old enought to be his mother!