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What is Archaeologist?One who sifts through historical records with the intent of discovering information on past actions or statements by persons or entities alive, dead, active or defunct - the relevance of which has long since passed - for the express purpose of alerting the public to the "resurfaced" material in order to take a moral stance and/or instill outrage. By dredging-up a long-forgotten, 48 year old interview of John Wayne - who died in 1979 - the outrage archaeologist had rediscovered statements far more controversial in the present than they had been in the past, thus creating a new moral outrage over a functional irrelevancy. Archaeologist - meme gifArchaeologist - videoArchaeologist - what is it?A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples. "I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day" What does "Archaeologist" mean?A person who spends days looking through high-profile twitter accounts in an effort to unearth unsavory texts for the purpose of character assassination The director of the upcoming film was fired after a daring twitter archaeologist uncovered lyrics posted from an NWA song 8 years ago. Archaeologist - what does it mean?A Scientist who digs up fossils and studies them ummmm...sorry cant think of one.... Ross Geller? Archaeologist - meaningyoung men who prey on older ladies. Some refer to them as cougar/puma/jaguar hawks/bait, but that is not the case. Archaeologists like digging through the dusty old things! Oh watch out Rebecca that boy is an Archaeologist. He was with Diane last week! Archaeologist - definitionA woman that dates much older men not for monetary gain e.g. someone who dusts off old bones. He's not even rich, she must be an archaeologist. Archaeologist - slangA person who studies the past via the evaluation of artifacts, ecofacts, and geofacts. Archaeologists do NOT study dinosaur bones. Archaeologists DO have to navigate through a maze of red tape in order to study said items due to the fact that political correctness and all around silliness have created ridiculous laws that impede scientific study so that peoples feelings do not get hurt. Archaeologist: "wow I just found a site that has 20,000 yr old human remains, these human remains and all the artifacts found with him could tell us how and when humans came to north america, this could be the most important find in the last century" ArchaeologistA person who studies the past from the material culture left behind by humans. " That samien dish seems to be from the 4th Century AD not the 3rd. You can tell by the potters stamp, and look at layer it is in." ArchaeologistSomeone who gets paid to dig through dead people's garbage. Archaeologists love excavating trash middens and looking at layers of dirt. ArchaeologistMost commonly found scraping dirt off dinosaur bones, archaeologists are the Girl Guides of social science. Can always be relied upon to carry obscure equipment, which makes them useful in everyday situations and absolutely essential in case of attack by the undead. Social Anthropologist: "If only I could somehow get level with those runes lining the walls of the pit I could translate them!" |
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