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What is jaguar?
A British car manufacturer that has a reputation of designing and building low quality so-called "Luxury" cars. Jaguars can often be seen with a Reject sticker on the windshield.
1. I saw a guy trying to start his Jaguar, and he couldn't get the engine to turn over for the world!
2. I wouldn't drive a Jaguar even if it was given to me free!
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jaguar - video
Jaguar - what is it?
a woman who, once in a while in the animal kingdom of human females, supercedes the cougar. the jaguar status is attained when plastic surgery begins to be had to "correct" previous procedures. face lifts and botox have become so frequent that the jaguar often looks asian. unlike the cougar, who the mid 20's-30's male can see as possibly acceptable after a dozen beers, the jaguar only gets worse in the eyes of the viewer, and eventually ends up as almost a cartoon character of themselves.
Melissa Rivers is a cougar Joan Rivers is a jaguar.
see also: Jocelyn Wildenstein (search for her on awfulplasticsurgery.com)
What does "jaguar" mean?
Son: So what did I get for Christmas?
Father: Son, your mom and I have been saving and we bought you a new Jaguar, can you believe it?!
Son: Dad...whats a Jaguar...?
Jaguar - what does it mean?
The gay guy's version of a cougar. An older attractive man who has younger men asking him out. These younger guys are attracted to the jaguar because the jaguar is stable, fun, and doesn't play head games.
Roderick: I got all these hot young thangs lining up wanting this.
Jaysin: Dude, you're like the male version of Courteny Cox in Cougar Town. You're a jaguar!
Jaguar - meaning
jaguar make nice old cars. many say they have dodgy build and crap engines cause this is all shit. mine started first time after 6 months and its a 1984 xj6 And its BLUE. its done 132000 miles and the seats still look nice and purrs beautifully and can beat anyone off the lights with that 4.2 straight 6
i saw this dude in his maxed up ford xr3 or sumthing fuckin chav. he was like haha give ya a race grampa and i sed ok bye and just put a little throttle on and he was gone great car
Jaguar - definition
Unfortunately, a car that recieves a bad rap due to people who have had no experience with it. I own one, a 1988, very few problems and very VERY comfortable. Drive it and u will see.
Dude, people r just jealous of my jaguar.
Jaguar - slang
ooh aah, jag-u-ah
Jaguar
A large, wild, carnivorous cat most easily recognized by its tawny, spotted fur coat.
A jaguar ate my baby.
Jaguar
Jaguar is a maker of luxury cars originally from Great Britain, whose main competitors are Mercedes-Benz, BMW, Infiniti, Acura and the like. It is now a subsidiary of Ford and is the same company as Land Rover. Jaguars have always been loved for their sleek styling, but before the Ford buyout, reliability was a big problem as the cars would often break down spontaneously. However, since the merger, the beauty has stayed while reliability is at an all time high. My 2003 X-Type, for example, has over 60,000 miles and has never had a problem, something a Jag owner 20 years ago would have considered great luck. All and all, they're great cars.
Jaguars are great cars, Benz and Bimmer people should really think about coming over to the Brit side.
Jaguar
In the lexicon of older women seeking younger men, a jaguar is 50 and over, where the cougar is in their 40s, and the puma under 40. Jaguars tend to be financially stable and are only looking for sex from their 20 something prey.
I was eaten by a jaguar last night.