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What is the merger?From a company merger, a disease known as “merger fatigue” occurs when an employee (which epidemic quickly spreads to others) of the “mergered” company will lose their job at some unscheduled yet certain time in the near future causing disorientation with this lengthy process. As the Trojan horse is rolled in, sharks circle the dead carcass limp in the deep waters of the corporate world for a feeding frenzy; weariness of an employee due to the diminution and irritability of the fact that one’s once prominent work has been diminished to the repetitive conditions of detailing so other’s may receive credit and take over that work. How does this work? I would have never thought of this – something so complicated yet made so simple. We need to have this, can you show us all you know? Policy dictates we comply; yet “merger fatigue” blames the CEO of selling us out for millions in several years of large bonuses and salaries, and a position on the Board of Directors of the purchasing company, while company employees get severance pay only if they stay to complete the company dismantlement and absorption, and providing cooperation with the other company’s employees to complete this task. - Thinking: Corporate America Nowadays, Corporate Greed, Golden Parachute, Who's the Last One To Turn Out The Lights?!? the merger - videoThe merger - what is it?When one company merges with the other to jack it up. The merger of equals between Mercedes and Chrysler. 10 years later they're F-ing broke and Mercedes is trying to drop them like a bad habit. What does "the merger" mean?(n.) - This word means nothing. "Merger" means nothing. The merger - what does it mean?Two people that attend Miami University located in Oxford, Ohio that probably started out having a Pre-Med major and a Business Major, but as usual they both ended up graduating with a communication major. They probably talk all the time about how they kissed under the arch located under Upham Hall when the clock struck midnight. What they don't talk about is how they got sloshed every Friday and Saturday night at Brick Street, a local night club in Oxford. Any offspring they have have to go to Miami University, otherwise, the Miami Mergers will disown them. Dad: Did you know that your Mom and I are Miami Mergers. The merger - meaningA dump that is the by-product of eating too many White Castle burgers and holding it in for a couple days. A noticeable line, or merging point (hence the name merger dump) is present. This generally marks the point where two dumps join into one. "Yo check out my Merger Dump!" The merger - definitionWhen two or more turds come together to form a single unit. Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet? The merger - slangThat one unwanted friend that pushes his/her way into the friend group. The one that no one knows how they got into the group and no one likes. They usually start by following your group around until they are a common appearance and are progressively more annoying as they merge deeper into the group. Jake: How the hell did we let the merger in the group chat, all he does is follow us around. The mergerIn urban driving, someone who merges correctly onto traffic circles and highways. The opposite of a stopper. 1. There was two kinds of drivers who approach traffic circles, mergers and stoppers. The merger(n.) 1. The merger of AT&T Wireless and Cingular Wireless expanded the digital network of Cingular substantially. The mergerSomeone who tries to sneak farther ahead in the wrong exit lane on a highway to get closer to the exit on the highway and at the last minute tries to get into the lane. They always make traffic jams worse. I'm not going to let that fucking mergerer get in ahead of me. |
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