What is severance pay?

An item or items stolen from an employer in anticipation of the conclusion of said employment, such as from a planned lay-off; a final act of spite. Doesn't count if you get caught.

"Individually-wrapped scalpels. Is that your severance pay?"
"I also got syringes, couple boxes of gloves, and check out this bedpan!"

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