What is Amazonian?

when a large group of natives capture you, tie you up, and begin so slather mud/poop on your body,(commonly the penial area). after the mud/poop is slathered they bring in the tribe cheif who gives the victim a vigirous Hand Job.

Guy: hey man how was your trip to the Amazon?

Friend: it was great, i met some natives, they gave me a souvenier.

Guy: what was it?

Friend: an Amazonian MudBall!

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Amazonian - what is it?

A bizarre Amazonian sex act that is performed with a hermaphrodite and a midget who pees on your face.

Certificatologist: "Hola muchacho"

Midget: "Amazonian Tripod?"

Certificatologist: "Si muchacho..."

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What does "Amazonian" mean?

Amazonian Sounding involves the act of collecting river water from the Amazon, pouring 5-6oz of said river water in a condom, placing the condom on your phallus, and urinating in the condom.

Last time I did Amazonian Sounding was with my dad during summer vacation and then we went water boarding in Guantanamo Bay.

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Amazonian - what does it mean?

A girl with the most exquisite looks. One that stands out in a room full of females. Has exotic features, curly fro, Stary eyes, amazing bubble butt, nice boobs and big thick lips. Also a woman that can hold her own, very athletic and Independent. Sparkly personality.

I was walking through the club when I saw this Amazonian girl named Jaq with a lime green bra. She was the most exotic looking woman I've ever saw I was Star struck for weeks.

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Amazonian - meaning

When a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out, lights the girl's pubic hair on fire and puts it out with his semen.

It was so hot when Rodney pulled out the Amazonian Firefighter on Jessica. (No Pun Intended)

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Amazonian - definition

Phrase first coined by the great Al Bundy, referring to the oppressive dominance of life wrecking women. Led to the creation of No Ma'am, the National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood.