|
|||||
What is A Penguin?a person's soulmate; penguins mate for life. Justin is my penguin! A Penguin - videoA Penguin - what is it?An extremely cool bird that will kill all who do not absolutly love it and has the potential to invent space travel and wish to establish a colony on Pluto "the penguins have launched several thousand AM-Bombs around the world after extracting their supporters. We're all fucking screwed." What does "A Penguin" mean?The incredible unstoppable force of birds that have assembled all birds, cats, and fish to help to take over the world Repent! Repent! The penguins will enslave us all! We must su- AHHHHGGGG!! A Penguin - what does it mean?A bizarre condition in where once nibbled on by a penguin, they develop a "love" towards them, and can't stop thinking about them, this mythical disease is believed to made Linus, the creator of Linux, pick a penguin as a mascot for his newly made operating system Oh god, I got penguinitis! A Penguin - meaningTypically done by prostitutes and crack whores. This means to remove a man's pants to his ankles and then run off with his money leaving him waddling after you like a penguin. Man 1:"Dude, you got 5 bucks I can borrow?" A Penguin - definitionThe process where we lose our ability to preform certain skills because of an over reliance of tools that we have created. e.g. calculators, computers, iTouch, etc. This happened when penguins stopped flying and they lost the ability to fly after a certain amount of time that had passed. We were once able to add numbers visually at great speed, but have lost the ability due to the introduction of calculators is an example of penguinization. Cell phones with speed dial is another example of no longer remembering anyone's phone number because we access numbers electronically rather than relying on our memory. A Penguin - slangMy favorite animal is a penguin. A PenguinWhen two or more people try and stand as close together as possible with both hands in their pockets to avoid cold weather and strong winds. βItβs so cold and windy. Letβs penguin to keep warm.β A PenguinThe act of sliding on your belly like a penguin does. No penguining allowed at water parks. A PenguinThe Penguin is a sexual act performed by a street gal/guy (hooker, prostitute, someone who charges money for sexual acts) on a John (Person paying for sexual act). Usual cost is $10 USD. The John standing, with hooker on their knees, pulls pants down to ankles. Performs BJ (Oral sex) just as the John is about the Blow His Load (Cum, orgasm), the hooker stops, stands up and walks away. The John in serious distress, with pants around ankles, waddles like a Penguin after hooker, shouting " Hey come back here" Leaving my favorite watering hole, this hooker asks me if I want to have some fun." I do want to have some fun, but I only have ten dollars" was my response. "You have ten dollars"? the hooker says. "Yes I do " was my reply. "Well for ten dollars you can get a Penguin" said the hooker. "A Penguin?" I said with a questionable look on my face. "Yes, give me your ten bucks and I'll give you a Penguin". I handed her my ten bucks and she lead me down the alley to a dark corner. Wasted no time getting my pants down to my ankles and started giving me a sloppy two handed (there was room for three hands had she had them) blow job. Not even a minute passes and I start to get that funny feeling, letting out the quietest of moans. Both hands gripping her head so she has no choice but take my yogurt stream straight to the belly. Another un-containable moan of pleasure was released letting her know the great job she was doing, then then then ....... SHE STOOD UP AND WALKED AWAY!!! A few seconds it took me to figure out what just happened, before I waddled like a Penguin after her saying " Hey wait, where you going"? |
|||||
www.Definder.net Powered by Urban Dictionary |