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What is penguinitis?A religion that worships penguins I worship the mighty penguin leader Bob penguinitis - meme gifpenguinitis - videoPenguinitis - what is it?a person's soulmate; penguins mate for life. Justin is my penguin! What does "penguinitis" mean?An extremely cool bird that will kill all who do not absolutly love it and has the potential to invent space travel and wish to establish a colony on Pluto "the penguins have launched several thousand AM-Bombs around the world after extracting their supporters. We're all fucking screwed." Penguinitis - what does it mean?The incredible unstoppable force of birds that have assembled all birds, cats, and fish to help to take over the world Repent! Repent! The penguins will enslave us all! We must su- AHHHHGGGG!! Penguinitis - meaningA bizarre condition in where once nibbled on by a penguin, they develop a "love" towards them, and can't stop thinking about them, this mythical disease is believed to made Linus, the creator of Linux, pick a penguin as a mascot for his newly made operating system Oh god, I got penguinitis! Penguinitis - definitionTypically done by prostitutes and crack whores. This means to remove a man's pants to his ankles and then run off with his money leaving him waddling after you like a penguin. Man 1:"Dude, you got 5 bucks I can borrow?" Penguinitis - slangThe process where we lose our ability to preform certain skills because of an over reliance of tools that we have created. e.g. calculators, computers, iTouch, etc. This happened when penguins stopped flying and they lost the ability to fly after a certain amount of time that had passed. We were once able to add numbers visually at great speed, but have lost the ability due to the introduction of calculators is an example of penguinization. Cell phones with speed dial is another example of no longer remembering anyone's phone number because we access numbers electronically rather than relying on our memory. PenguinitisMy favorite animal is a penguin. PenguinitisWhen two or more people try and stand as close together as possible with both hands in their pockets to avoid cold weather and strong winds. βItβs so cold and windy. Letβs penguin to keep warm.β PenguinitisThe act of sliding on your belly like a penguin does. No penguining allowed at water parks. |
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