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What is A Carlton?
A small shitty town in north-eastern Minnesota. Carlton is nestled near Jay Cooke State Park and the Duluth/Superior metro (if one dares to call it that)area. Carlton resides in Carlton County. Well known for it's undereducated and pervasive police force--Carlton County Sheriffs Department. Over time it has developed the monicker "Hazard County of the North", a direct refference to the television series "Dukes of Hazard".
Origanally a railroad town, Carlton is now mostly a place where old people go to die and the young wish they were old. There is absolutley nothing redeamable about this town; you can't even eat the fish in the St. Louis River.
random urbanite observer: "Is that kid on drugs? I mean he reeealy looks fucked up."
duluthian: "Oh yah, that kid. He's ah from Carlton dontcha know."
random urbanite observer: "Really!?"
duluthian: "you-betcha"
A Carlton - video
A Carlton - what is it?
Character on Fresh Prince of Bel Air(90's TV show with Will Smith) who despite being black acted, spoke, danced and dressed like a 'preppy' white person.
*Guy goes up to a black guy who is dancing by waving his arms as he steps side to side in a club*
'Man you're dancing like Carlton Banks when you should be dancing like Will Smith, so not cool for a dude'
What does "A Carlton" mean?
Taken from the character Carlton from Fresh Prince. A Black man that follows the stereotypes of a white man rather than black steriotypes...
...a definition deemed totally acceptable to all but black males named Carlton with what can be deemed a middle class upbringing / outlook and therefore don't swagger around acting the nigger or faking an accent to help put others at ease with thier presence / mentality.
"you're actually called carlton." giggles,"Can you do the dance?"
slap...
"nope"
A Carlton - what does it mean?
A Carlton is defined by his extreme generosity and ability to put his friends before himself. The invisible force of positiveness in every scenario imaginable.
A Carlton is an alter form of the word chauffeur. He usually provides premium class driving service to friends, with an intention to charge an expensive price but never succeeds.
Carlton can be annoying and destructive in imposing his philosopy on everything, mainly because they are truthful and helpful. Carlton spends time contemplating about life.
In a nutshell, Carlton would be better off offering himself the service he offers to the people around him.
Scenario A: A and B both have assignments on due within 3 hours. B asked A for help. A spend 2.5 hours writing B's assignment and rushed his own in half an hour.
A: Here is your assignment.
B: Thank you for being such a Carlton! I love you!
Scenario B:
Best person alive! WIN!
Scenario C:
Carlton stop telling to quit drugs!
A Carlton - meaning
Taken from the character Carlton from Fresh Prince. A Black man that follows the steriotypes of a white man rather than black steriotypes.
Carlton from Fresh Prince
A Carlton - definition
Carlton is a guy who really cares about his friends and will take a beating for them and from them. He is a shoulder to lean on and will never stab you in the back. He is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet and once he cares about you he'd do anything for you.
Carlton's besti: hey will you go get me food
Carlton: sure what ya want
Carlton's besti: Mc Donalds
Carlton: sure
A Carlton - slang
a lovely guy, who generally cares about his friends.
he is good in bed and easy to please; but is not always faithful to his partners.
but damn, he is HOT.
carlton walks past..
I WOULD
A Carlton
Carltoning. (verb) Where you run up to someone during a tom jones song and dance in front of them, typically like Carlton from Fresh Prince. adverb: Carltonable
"Chad and I are gonna go out Carltoning people at the bar tonight"
A Carlton
A simplistic rhythmic arm-swinging two-step dance made popular (if not created) by the character Carlton Banks from the T.V. show "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air." Originally danced to Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual."
Person 1: "Dood, do the Carlton! Do the Carlton, dood!"
Person 2 performs the Carlton
Person 1: "Dood! He's totally doing the Carlton, yo!"
A Carlton
A religious douchebag who only cares about himself. Lies Consistently. Gives A shit about warframe and no lifed it to the max point. Is A Giant Ass Weaboo. Needs To Get A Life. His Girlfriend Is His Left Hand And His Right Hand is his side bitch. Secretly a hillbilly who knows about chemicals and how to use them to dispose them of crime evidence. Secretly has a katana collection. Blocked A guy only for the sole purpose of being called out for bull shit. showed kids at church how to use a dildo. claims to have fucked a girl but honestly never has. He thinks he's John snow. Thinks he's also god himself. The name of his religion is thundercunts.
Hey, Don't Be A Carlton