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What is Carlton?
To skull-fuck a person's eye socket finishing with cumming on their brain then pissing on it thus making them retarded(A person can only be succesfully Carltoned once). In tribute to the character from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.
I (Carlton)ed her so bad that she's like Dustin Hoffman from "Rain Man".
Carlton - meme gif
Carlton - video
Carlton - what is it?
Carlton is an Extremely nice and thoughtful black male that follows and listens to all of God's doings. He is very smart and is also a great brother. He respects others, and also cares for them. he's very athletic and is good at literally all sports.
He sometimes gets upset because when he tries to correct others sometimes people don't like it no matter how correct he is.
Although he gets upset with these arguments, he likes to chill out with technology. He is very smart with it and computers and that shit.
He is also very hilarious and everyone loves the character he brings in everyday because it lightens them.
He is very Hot and all the girls want him.
Female:OMG THERE'S CARLTON HE IS SOOOOOO HOT!!!
Male: Wassup Carlton, you lookin fly as fuck today bruh
What does "Carlton" mean?
Carlton is most likely a Leo with a big ass dick. Carlton always has hoes, and he always says “fuck a girlfriend, where my hoes at”. Carlton’s a lady’s man. He always gets play from your bitch. Yo girl said she goin out for awhile and didn’t tell you where? She with Carlton
Oh shit it’s that litt nigga Carlton. He took my girl.
Carlton - what does it mean?
Inner North-Eastern suburb of Melbourne, near Fitzroy, Collingwood and East Brunswick. Close to Melbourne University and well known for Lygon Street, which is the home of the Nova Cinema and a large number of cafes, restaurants and music stores.
I was having a meal on Lygon Street, Carlton, the other night.
Carlton - meaning
1. a character from the fresh prince
2. an extremely cute and attractive guy; great kisser, but does not like to get too sexy
3. Caring guy but very quiet/cute
4.
Caring
Amazing kisser/attractive
Rocks your world
Loving partner
Totally weird
Over the top handsome
Not sexual
amber- hey he's kinda cute, ill ask him to fuck me
madelline- o dont go to crazy, he's a Carlton.
amber- dammit, a hot guy but doesnt wanna hav sex
madelline- but u can still kiss em lips of his
amber- THANK U!
Carlton - definition
The Greatest AFL Team of all time...
Winner of 16 premierships and another one is coming soon..
Nicknamed the blues, Carlton are one of the rising teams in this years competition.
'How bloody good were Carlton last night?'
'Yeah they owned them scumbags from Collingwood?'
Carlton - slang
A small shitty town in north-eastern Minnesota. Carlton is nestled near Jay Cooke State Park and the Duluth/Superior metro (if one dares to call it that)area. Carlton resides in Carlton County. Well known for it's undereducated and pervasive police force--Carlton County Sheriffs Department. Over time it has developed the monicker "Hazard County of the North", a direct refference to the television series "Dukes of Hazard".
Origanally a railroad town, Carlton is now mostly a place where old people go to die and the young wish they were old. There is absolutley nothing redeamable about this town; you can't even eat the fish in the St. Louis River.
random urbanite observer: "Is that kid on drugs? I mean he reeealy looks fucked up."
duluthian: "Oh yah, that kid. He's ah from Carlton dontcha know."
random urbanite observer: "Really!?"
duluthian: "you-betcha"
Carlton
Character on Fresh Prince of Bel Air(90's TV show with Will Smith) who despite being black acted, spoke, danced and dressed like a 'preppy' white person.
*Guy goes up to a black guy who is dancing by waving his arms as he steps side to side in a club*
'Man you're dancing like Carlton Banks when you should be dancing like Will Smith, so not cool for a dude'
Carlton
A Carlton is defined by his extreme generosity and ability to put his friends before himself. The invisible force of positiveness in every scenario imaginable.
A Carlton is an alter form of the word chauffeur. He usually provides premium class driving service to friends, with an intention to charge an expensive price but never succeeds.
Carlton can be annoying and destructive in imposing his philosopy on everything, mainly because they are truthful and helpful. Carlton spends time contemplating about life.
In a nutshell, Carlton would be better off offering himself the service he offers to the people around him.
Scenario A: A and B both have assignments on due within 3 hours. B asked A for help. A spend 2.5 hours writing B's assignment and rushed his own in half an hour.
A: Here is your assignment.
B: Thank you for being such a Carlton! I love you!
Scenario B:
Best person alive! WIN!
Scenario C:
Carlton stop telling to quit drugs!
Carlton
Carlton is a guy who really cares about his friends and will take a beating for them and from them. He is a shoulder to lean on and will never stab you in the back. He is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet and once he cares about you he'd do anything for you.
Carlton's besti: hey will you go get me food
Carlton: sure what ya want
Carlton's besti: Mc Donalds
Carlton: sure