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What is East Brunswick?
A lot of sussy bakas like twolp
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East Brunswick - video
East Brunswick - what is it?
so much trash, it's often mistaken for a landfill. the only time any of the brunswick towns ever saw wealth was when the polak n the italian was rolling through in the tinted ML
Victoria: They'll be back
Anthony: Not again!
Victoria: Smoke a blunt?
Anthony: I'm broke - east brunswick, nj
What does "East Brunswick" mean?
A town in Central Jersey full of rich people. Home to those who believe that they can be ghetto and cool. East Brunswick believes they're better than the other Brunswicks for some unknown reason. The school system is complicated and consists of a Junior Highschool that throws everything out of proportion for the neighboring towns. Strange enough, with all the jocks and wannabe gangsters, East Brunswick ranks 71 in the top highschools of New Jersey. This is probably due to the high Asian and Indian population. The town also known for it's large Jewish and Italian population aswell. The East Brunswick mall is full of teenagers that " scare the living shit out of me". They dress like their all skater. They all shop at Zumies, which is nice since Zunies has cool clothing. They all wear expensive cologne too. The skaters also take pride in teh fact that the can jerk (dance).The mall is also where teenage girls go with their friends to buy really obcene clothing. However the girls ( if they ever learn to cover up) will look really pretty. The guys are known to be pretty hott in East Brunswick. Even though people complain that East Brunswick is stupid, people come to hang out at the mall or destroy property for no reason. With the most steriotypical higschool ( like the one you might see in Mean Girls) East Brunswick is quite a wannabe town.
Go to East Brunswick, NJ and get an example.......................duhhhhhhhhh
anyways...
example of a regular conversation in East Brunswick, NJ
guy: BI*** MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!!
The Wh***s in EB: sure!!!!!!!!
The select cool few: no... just no
The gays: of course!
ps- i can curse, i just wanted to make this appropriate for any stupid 10 year old who listened to their friend in fifth grade who told them to look up East Brunswick in the Urban Dictionary. I bet you little fifth graders who want to be cool will now go and look up sex.............CHILDREN THESE DAYS!!!!!!!! Go do your homework!!!!!!
East Brunswick - what does it mean?
A very nice town in Central, NJ. By far the wealthiest of of all the Brunswicks. Populated by wealthy Jews, asians, and Italians. A high school that is the stereotypical high school filled with hot girls and jocks.
East Brunswick, NJ
East Brunswick - meaning
A nice town, probably could also hold the name Chindia for the amount of Chinese and Indian people who live there, also home to nearly 5% of all jews in the world. Home of EB Square, an L-Shaped mall where really all anyone ever does is do tons of laps around it. Probably the only place where when a kid wants a cigarette and will refuse to call it one, many times a cigarette is referred to a bogey which confuses the hell out of anyone who this is asked to. Also it's home to a large amount of freshman and sophies due to the easiness of getting there. Very often you will see kids from Old Bridge, and more recently those pot heads from Spotswood. It is also home to Mega Movies, a huge dissapointment when it comes to movie theaters, make sure when you want to sit down you sit in a small group not by Nathans otherwise you may get into some trouble with the management. When you're walking around the mall there is a whopping 95% chance that you will run into a mall cop that will have a problem with what you're doing, whether it'd be sitting down for too long or not moving (keep your eyes out for the black haired mall cop, don't have a staring contest with him he always cheats with his laser) Most people once they're done with the mall just leave or head outside to smoke some weed. Finally, you will probably never see more people wearing those North Face jackets with a million pockets all over them anywhere else. Great sightseeing for those who never get outside.
"Come on guys keep it moving"
"But... we're sitting"
"Yes, well there is a strict sitting time limit of.... up well it just went down to a mere 5 minutes"
"wtf..."
"Yup, sorry keep it moving"
10 minutes later...
*Inhaling sound*
"Aghhhh yeah thats good shit"
"You East Brunswick kids ain't that bad"
"Neither are you John from Spotswood"
East Brunswick - definition
a town in central jersey consisted of the following groups of kids; jews, catholics, nonjews, noncatholics, emo kids, fake emo kids, preps, stoners, wiggers, gangsters, mall rats, & geeks, nerds, & losers. too many people dye their hair black, go to the mall on friday, make up gangs, and smoke pot. its made of rich and poor kids all who steal their parents money for either the mall or weed. there is nothing to do in this town and everyone knows it. it has the most fucked up school system and when you try to explain to outside people what school you're in or going to, no one ever understands so you just look like a complete idiot. most of the girls are sluts but some are also prude. the guys are pretty much all dicks or they're too shy/emo to function. everyone will agree in the end that its a pretty boring fucked up town.
kid: you from east brunswick yo?
eb kid: yeah, ill be at the mall on friday if you wanna meet up.
kid: yeaaaaa sure.
East Brunswick - slang
Located in Central Jersey, its by far the best "Brunswick" out of all of them. The other Brunswick's are New, North, and South. East Brunswick is home to many Jewish people, and as a joke even the non-Jew's are counted as Pseudo-Jews. East Brunswick's town mascot is the Bear. EB also has an adopted little brother, Milltown. Many Milltown residents pay taxes to and have their children go to East Brunswick Highschool.
Hershel: "hey how you doing today?"
Matt: "not bad, feeling kinda Jewish though."
Hershel: "well you ARE in East Brunswick"
East Brunswick
a small, overly populated town in new jersey, consisting mostly of jews, with indian and spanish cultures rapidly moving in. in east brunswick, there is nothing to do but drugs, have sex or hang out at the brunswick square mall. adults/parents usually commute to new york city or philadelphia for work, while teens/students attend the most confusing school system on the face of the planet. k-5: elementary school, 6-7: middle school, 8-9: junior high school, 10-12: east brunswick high school. in east brunswick, the township channel is ch. 3, which nobody watches unless it is snowing outside, hoping for a "no school" slide on the never ending power point. teenage boys of east brunswick are generally not goodlooking and teenage girls are either hideous, gorgeous and prude, or gorgeous and a huge slut. east brunswick is the most innocent of the brunswicks. new brunswick is host to drug dealing, gangs and college parties (on Rutgers/Cook college campuses). everyone in east brunswick agrees on hating it and believing it is boring.
Friday:
Joe: So what do you want to do tonight in East Brunswick?
Jack: Smoke a blunt?
Joe: I'm broke.
Jack: Pick up some bitches?
Joe: We're too ugly.
Jack: Go to the mall?
Joe: And do what?
Jack: Hang out?
Joe: I guess that's all there is to do...
East Brunswick
Basically the most pussy out of all of the Brunswick’s. The school system is so fucked that other people are genuinely surprised at the shit we have to put up with. The kids act like they’re twelve years old. There are a lot of mall rats that just hang at the EB mall smoking pot that they bought with the money they took from their parents.
“Hey everyone. Um hi are you um a um marijuana pot weed illegal substance dealer? May I please have some of the well um fire kush as the kids call it?”
“Wow, he must be from East Brunswick”
East Brunswick
a town full of assholes who think theyre better than everyone else
man 1: you guys are so poor and stupid. I'm going to return to East Brunswick where i can chill with some jews, indians, and chinese people. nice
man 2 to another kid: wow, that guy is the typical East Brunswick kid