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What is ASSMONKEYS?

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Hey Jesse! Assmonkey! Rico!

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ASSMONKEYS - video


ASSMONKEYS - what is it?

A bitch that loves it up the ass.

Tracy is such an assmonkey.

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What does "ASSMONKEYS" mean?

A slang term for someone who comes up with slang terms for stuff. Usually found in the hills of Arkansas.

"Well Cletus, that sure is a mighty fine sister you have there"

"She's not just my sister, she's also my mom. I guess that makes her my 'mister' huh?"

"Oh Cletus, you are such an assmonkey!!"

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ASSMONKEYS - what does it mean?

an idiot, retard, someone who thinks they are an expert in a certain subject that they know nothing about

AJ said he could fix my car, but he just made it worse. what an assmonkey.

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ASSMONKEYS - meaning

1. A homosexual man.

2. An asshole with the intelligence of a monkey.

3. A homosexual man with the intelligence of a monkey being an asshole.

4. A total fucking idiot (see fucktard)

5. Actual monkey in someone's ass.

"What a barrel of fucking assmonkeys."

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ASSMONKEYS - definition

Someone or something that, on purpose or by accident, regularly screws up situations that take a lot of time, patience and effort to get to, including finishing an artistic masterpiece or concluding successful business negotiations.

Assmonkey! You knocked over my domino chain! That thing took three fucking hours to set up!

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ASSMONKEYS - slang

Someone justified as an idiot.Literal terms would be the ass of a monkey.

Gosh, Jonathan! You're such an assmonkey!

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ASSMONKEYS

1.Someone that asks stupid questions.
2.A complete idiot.

'That guy is such an AssMonkey!'

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ASSMONKEYS

1:(n) a complete idiot

2:(n) a useless individual

3:(n) a combination of both in a supervisory position

1: "only an assmonkey wouldn't know that"

2: "that assmonkey can't do anything without fucking it up"

3: "Eddie is such an assmonkey, how'd he get to be a supervisor? And what assmonkey made him a supervisor?"

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ASSMONKEYS

A close relative of an asshat, an assmonkey is best defined as 'any disagreeable idiot who has successfully combined being an asshole with the brainpower of a monkey fed LSD'.

Eytemology is unknown, but there are perhaps links to Wayne's World, and the line "Pshyeah, and monkeys might fly out my butt."

"God, could Nicholas be any more of an assmonkey? RTFM, n00b."

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