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What is ASHTON KUTCHER?
the most overrated actor right now. he tries so hard to be funny but it's embarrassing how but he is when he tries. it's highly doubtful he ever took acting school.
oh look, ashton kutcher is making an ass of himself on punk'd again.
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ASHTON KUTCHER - what is it?
An untalented acting monkey, who to some people is actually funny. He has made millions of dollars pulling dumbass, tasteless jokes on celebrities, while simultaneously have either A) having massive ADHD attacks or B) having large seizures. Both performed on a stool.
Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
What does "ASHTON KUTCHER" mean?
A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.
ASHTON KUTCHER - what does it mean?
One of the worst actors every to grace the screen. Every single one of his roles is exactly the same, the charming moron. Girls like him because he's famous. Girls like Kid Rock because he's famous too. Does that say anything?
They need to stop letting Ashton Kutcher act.
ASHTON KUTCHER - meaning
Further proof that this country is fucked.
Ashton Kutcher is just another disposable Hollywood prettyboy.
ASHTON KUTCHER - definition
Currently starring in Two and a Half Men, he's an actor who happens to looks like a douchebag when he has long hair.
Person #1: Dude, have you seen Ashton Kutcher's debut on Two and a Half Men?
Person #2: Yea, he looks like a douchebag with long hair!
ASHTON KUTCHER - slang
the man that all small girls wish to become a pedifile
if the girls in 8 grade had there way ashton kutcher would be in as much trouble as mr jackson
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when your doing an older woman from behind, pretend like you came, tap her on the shoulder, blow your load in her face, and yell " you just got punked"
When i was doing this milf i decided to pull the "ashton kutcher " on her.
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You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.
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A lil queer ass. His biggest claim to fame is ( that 70s show ) and being with The now 40 somthing Demi Moore, what does she want with a 25 yr old dufus like him? Ashton Kutcher is a jack ass and he is funny lookin. He is also on the show punkd and hangs out with britney spears.
Ashton Kutcher the 25 yr old who acts like a kid.