Definder - what does the word mean?

What is ALF?

Gum Disease. You can tell when a person has alfs, because their gums are in such diseased condition that when they smile, pus runs down their teeth.

Man 1 : dude, Sally looks like she never brushes her teeth.
Man 2 : You got that right, the girl has Alfs disease. Anyone who kisses her is gonna get a mouth full of pus.

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ALF - what is it?

An acronym for Animal Liberation Front. They are funded by the so-called 'animal rights group' PETA, and are currently under FBI watch for being a known terrorist organization.

Dude, the ALF just fire-bombed my dad's car dealership and now were homeless!! :(

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What does "ALF" mean?

Ass I'd like to Fuck.

Man, she may be 45, but she's got an ALF ass I'd like to fuck!

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ALF - what does it mean?

1.) the Animal Liberation Front, a terrorist group supported by PETA, that uses intimidation and illegal activities to liberate animals.

2.) some brown alien guy with a self-titled sitcom back in the day. yup.

ALF tagged my friend's house because she works at the pound.

or

What is up with that Alf guy's nose anyway?

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ALF - meaning

Short for Annoying Little Fucker

Man that little dog of yours is such a ALF!

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ALF - definition

Animal Liberation Front. Basically an even more extremist version of PETA, the ALF places the lives of animals on or above the same level as human life. They routinely commit criminal acts such as arson, breaking and entering, and vandalism for their cause.

The ALF extremists relased a batch of infected monkeys into the city, causing an epidemic among the local population.

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ALF - slang

An animal liberation group that most people hate. Some ignorant people havn't come to realise that breaking the law is the only way to freedom. Most of you say that they are "terrorists". They are nothing even close. If breaking the law for freedom no matter of species, race, or gender is wrong, then why is it that we fight wars? We are killing people aren't we? That is against the law last time I checked. I was ok for the black panther party (a group of blacks that used violence to gain freedom), but it's not okay for the ALF to use violence for the freedom of animals? What makes humans think they are superior to other species anyways? I mean if we are so "superior" than can you please explain to me why we fuck things up so bad? War, Animal Cruelty, Pollution, etc. I could go on for pages. If we have the largest brains (which I never hear the end of) then why are we the most ignorant. As for PETA. Give them a break. Sure, they make some mistakes. But who doesn't. Oh and btw I really don't give a shit if you rate this 'thumbs down'. It just proves how many of you are ignorant.

ALF: (free's animals)

Ignorant person: You guys are terrorists and aren't helping at all!

ALF: Tell that to the racoon I just freed.

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ALF

The Animal Liberation Front. Another Animal Activist and Vegan Group supported by Peta.

The ALF tagged KFC last night!

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ALF

Acronym for Animal Liberation Front. Animal Rights organization that values all living creatures equally. The ALF carries out direct action (illegal action) against animal abuse by rescuing animals in danger and causing financial loss to animal exploiters. It is a nonviolent campaign, activists taking all precautions not to harm any animal (human or otherwise).

Three members of ALF destroyed a vivesection lab and rescued the beagle pups.

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ALF

Acronym for Annoying Little Fucker, i.e. children.....or many of them anyhow.

We were supposed to enjoy dinner and drinks but she brought her ALF and the whole night was ruined with his whining, crying, and rowdiness.

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