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What is 270?
A sex position invented by the American Army during the Vietnam Conflict since they had nothing else to do in between pillaging helpless vietnamese other than smoke pot and try to refrain from gay sex. The Thinker 270 involves a woman posing as the famous Thinker statue by Van Gogh, except she is turned 270 degrees as the name implies.
She must balance on 2 knees and the elbow of the arm that is touching her chin, so as to maintain the perfect Thinker posture which also gives her the ideal structural balancing position with 3 points of tangency to the ground. Meanwhile, with her feet in the air she must give the man behind her a foojob, and she must use her free hand to fondle the sack of the man in front of her while he fucks her in the mouth.
This position is called the Thinker because Van Gogh used to manifest it onto his Chinese Prostitutes which also inspired him to make the statue.
Rush Limbaugh- Hey Joe wanna go snort some lines off that hooker's ass?
Joe Wilson- How about we snort some lines off her ass and then give her The Thinker 270 in appreciation of Van Gogh?
Rush Limbaugh- I find his art inspirational, let's go!
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270 - what is it?
When voters used the 2020 presidential election to fire the Liar-in-Chief from the White House for lying about the coronavirus pandemic and for mishandling the crisis, which enables his political opponent to secure the 270 seats needed to become the next president of the United States.
Few Democrats would publicly admit that Covid-19 was a blessing in disguise in empowering the Pinocchio-in-Chief’s political foe to infect him with Covid-270.
What does "270" mean?
The hippest spot on Berklee College of Music's Campus. Known for "The Mall" being tha chilllllest spot if you want to smoke some bluntskies, just head on over to 270 and find out for yourself. Walking through the halls, it is almost a definite fact that you can hear Dub Step or B.I.G. bumpen from any room, and even more smoke being blown out tha windows.
Another commenly known fact for 270 is the easy access to any drug known to man kind, you name it, some ones got it. Known for its riduclus raves at the top, and its insane jam sessions at the bottom, there is no better place to spend your first year @ berklee COM than 270 Commenwealth.
Dude 1: "Dude after the mall lets hit up some cats and jam in the 270 Commenwealth ensemble room"
Dude 2: "ya man.... we just need some sour patch and kettle corn, then lets jam!"
Dude 1: "Sounds good dude"
270 - what does it mean?
A very offensive stunt directed towards muslims. Apparently, if you cut up the shoe into exactly 28.5 pieces, soak them in alkaline solution exactly 3 parts unicorn juice and 19.01 parts car battery juice and bake each piece in a preheated oven at 600 degrees flipping 51 times half way, you will see symbols with resemblance to ‘obama is muslim’.
guy: *wears airmax 270
Muslim: jihad time nigga
270 - meaning
when you are demonstrating standard position in real life and you smack your ass
“imma 270° her.”
270 - definition
An interstate in Maryland that can get backed up at any time even though it is 6 lanes on each side at one point.
It's a miracle, no traffic!
270 - slang
a 180º turn with a 90º turn...270
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Marshall has killed 270 Iraq civilians between 2002-2004
Marshall killed 270 Iraq civilians. Eat eeks arms or you will die
270
A covert way to tell a person to screw them self, or a way to insinuate that a man is literally screwing them self. 270 is the angle of the penis necessary to perform such maneuver, hence the brief and scientifically perfect synonym for an otherwise vulgar gesture. It is also a great way to respond to a person who is bragging about them self.
1. Oh really, did you do that with our without your 270 in action?
2. Really buddy, just go 270 in your room and get it over with. We already know.
3. Hey pal, go 270 yourself. Dry.
270
A car that doesn't have air conditioning so the front windows are down and the driver goes 70 miles per hour to providing cooling for all occupants.
The driver of the old car was accustomed to the 270 air conditioning system.