Definder - what does the word mean?

What is jihad?

1. a holy war
2. a funny word that sounds like arab talk and cartman likes to say it


fag---let go on a jihad...

funny arab guy with a bomb---jihad jihad durka durka gerkamal

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jihad - video


Jihad - what is it?

an idiot, moron, or fucktard. Inspired by a level on Heroes of Might and Magic.

Other guy: Along Came Polly is a good movie.
Me: You're such a fuckin jihad.

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What does "jihad" mean?

One of those insane shits, the ones that burn your ass hole upon leaving.

"Don't make me do a jihad on your face!"

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Jihad - what does it mean?

Arabic Translation = Holy War
somehow they get "kill americans and jews and canadians and christians and europeans and clowns and doctors and soldiers and crippled people and computer technicians and coal miners and blind people and infants/toddlers and children and pre teens and teenagers and young adults and adults and women going through metapause and old men/all senior citizens..."

Iraqi 1: Jihad!
Iraqi 2: Down with the Americans, and clowns and doctors and computer technicians...

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Jihad - meaning

Contrary to popular beleif it does not mean "Holy War" that is right, those commercials lied to you. It's an Arabic word that means to struggle for a greater good.

Fasting is an example of Hajj

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Jihad - definition

Jihad literally means "to struggle." In the military sense it is meant in the context, "to struggle against oppression." Jihad is therefore an act to liberate people from the oppression of tyrants. Jihad is not illegal acts of terror against innocent people.

When tabloid journalism and fanatic regimes mistakenly inform the masses that Jihad is "to commit illegal acts of terror," they are revealing their ignorance, the lack of their research, and the extent of their unprofessional & deceitful approach to the subject.

Many Muslums believe that there is a Jihad against the United States, Globalization, etc.

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Jihad - slang

an irrational, mindless quest for revenge, derived from the Islamic term for struggle.

"Ever since he got ripped off he's been on a jihad"

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Jihad

probably the most misconceived arabic word in existence. it means to work hard and be just, despite obstacles and difficulties. it is the holy war within oneself, the struggle to be a righteous, good human who treats everyone with love and respect, despite the difficulties of everyday life. it does NOT mean blowing oneself up in the name of god. that is done by twisted lunatics who do not know what Islam really is.

in life, it is a jihad to be patient and kind when people are cruel to you.

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Jihad

Jihad is often translated as "Holy War", although a closer translation from its arabic origins is "struggle towards good", whether that means internal strife or fighting against those who attempt to destroy Islam.

Also note, the word Jihad does not mean to kill infidels as is often said by racist fatherless children ie-bastards, but rather defend Islam against those who wish to destroy it. Islam does not say to conquer the world and enslave or kill all infidels.

Ahmad has been trying to avoid drinking alcohol while in college, he is on a personnel jihad against alcohol and peer-pressure.

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Jihad

a word that has been interpreted a million different times and a million different ways.

radical Translation: kill anyone that is not muslim

educated Translation: War within oneself; struggle to find the true meaning of islam

people of little intellect often interpret the meaning of jihad, and a think it means blood shed.

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