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What is Van Gogh?
A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.
Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"
Van Gogh - video
Van Gogh - what is it?
The term used to define someone that is trying to join your group at a club/party. Playing off the famous painter, signifying that the guy is crazy for trying to join a clique that only knows how to do it big!
Bar Scene: Hanging out with your group of friends, drinking and having a good time. A random/sketchy guy comes up and tries to socially awkwardly join the conversation.
Being Drunk you staight up just say, what's up Van Gogh!
What does "Van Gogh" mean?
Verb: When a girl has ear gauges and you stick your penis through the hole.
Did you see those gauges? I plan on Van Goghing that for sure.
Van Gogh - what does it mean?
During the course of a girl performing filacio and nearing the state of climax, the male distracts the girl, causing her to remove her mouth from the male's penis and turn her head. At this moment, the male then finishes by ejaculating in the ear that is closest to his penis.
Yo man how was last night with that jont?
Dude, it was awesome! She gave me head!
Oh for real, good shit. How did it go down?
Well as she was going down, before I nut I was like, "Yo look over there!" Then she turned her head and I Van Gogh'd the shit out of her!
LMAO! Nice job man. I'm proud of you dog. Keep it hood nigga.
Van Gogh - meaning
To inadvertently fly a drone or quad copter into ones self causing injury to ones ear.
Man, did you see that guys ear? He was flying his racing drone in the house and totally Van Goghed himself!
Van Gogh - definition
An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.
Steve- "Johnny Van Gogh from T.M.N.T. make sme wanna kill myself!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"
Van Gogh - slang
That music was so bad I Van Goghed myself to relieve the pain.
Van Gogh
Van Gogh; noun. Referring to the grand master himself, the phrase Van Gogh is used to describe a female of outstanding natural beauty, otherwise referred to as a 'Fitty'. No further clarification is needed.
See also Monet and Picasso
'Check out than Van Gogh over there'
'I pulled a Van Gogh last night'
e.g. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love-Hewit, Melissa Theuriau
Van Gogh
To ejaculate on a girl in an attempt to paint a picture on her stomach
One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty
verb: "I hope I can van gogh her tonight"
I just van goghed her last night man, it was awesome
Van Gogh
The Van Gogh is a sexual act where you start off with small strokes like you are painting a landscape and then you finish with a vibrant end
I van goghed your mum
Iām gonna van gogh you
He van goghed me yesterday