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What is wiseman?
Usually to enter from no where with a comment that depicts you are much smarter than those around you. The comment can be something that should have already happened but no one listened to you, or something painfully obvious etc.
Not to be confused with a lean-in!
The act of pulling a wise man derives from Evil Dead: Army of Darkness in the scene depicted below in the example.
1. Jim and Jon both knew that the fastest way home was path A, but Jon just had to take path B. Jon walked all the way along path B, got home and realised that he could no longer see Jim. Jim pulled a wise man and said "I told you path A was faster!"
2. In Evil Dead: Army of Darkness, Ash is informed by the wise man that he needs the Necronomicon in order to stop the evil. He just blows the wise man off. A short while later, a Deadite attacks Ash and Co. After Ash kills the deadite, the Wise man enters from off-camera and states "Now with though quest for the Necronomicon?!" Thus he has pulled a wiseman.
3. In order to pull a Wiseman you need to have something smarter to say than those around you, and be able to approach from a near unseen angle.
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wiseman - video
Wiseman - what is it?
“Wagwan with Young L”
-“Nm Fam he got locked up in Cardinal wiseman again”
“Say mummmsss”
What does "wiseman" mean?
A catholic school that is full of slags and has no good teachers or students
Person: Hey do you want to go to cardinal wiseman
Me: Ew no why would I go there it’s crap.
Wiseman - what does it mean?
Wisemaning is when you sit on an object and wait. Common wisemaning spots are park benches and tree stumps. When you are wisemaning you are encouraged to think about life and smart things as you are in a wise looking position.
Guy 1: Dude where have you been I have been wisemaning out her for like 5 mins?
Guy 2: Oh sorry I was pulling the splinters out of my ass from when I was wisemaning earlier.
Guy 1: Oh that’s ok then
Wiseman - meaning
A camel-toe.
OMG, look at that girl's Wiseman!
Wiseman - definition
(noun) - A person who posts derogatory entries on UrbanDictionary.com, typically based on someone's name. A "Wiseman" is typically very passive-aggressive and is unable to discuss his or her feelings and issues with those whom have upset them, instead resorting to the aforementioned act of posting derogatory remarks.
Did you hear that Joe posted a nasty entry about Frank on UrbanDictionary.com because Frank pissed him off today? Man, Joe is such a Wiseman, he just needs to grow up.
Wiseman - slang
To take life as it comes, to view things in a practical light. Also to mercilessly diss things which deserve it.
If you carry on Wisemaning, Mr Black will kill you
OR
Oh, bit of a Wiseman there.
Wiseman
A man above the age of 50 that either has a grandson or rides a horse (or both) and says wise things.
Gee Carl, that wiseman sure has a nice horse!
Wiseman
just shut the fuck up,thx
this event was a period long time ago already,can you please stop bitching about this
i'm not a asshole anymore
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Wiseman
fettish for feet
especially guys
Don't invite keith over he is a foot loving wiseman