Definder - what does the word mean?

What is winnet?

Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.

Bum nuts

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Winnet - what is it?

Small plug of faecal matter that is expelled with ejaculant onto a porn-star's back at the "climax" of a poo-tube segment in a movie. May be seen regularly in either straight or gay porn. Both irritating and unsightly, the winnet is a real mood killer.... hence, its dual use in describing a turd, weasel, arsehole BMW driver, or other annoying fool.

Eddie: "I can't believe it.... all I asked him for was a couple of hours off to take my kid to the hospital!"
Mike: "Don't sweat it Eddie, the guy is just a winnet. We will work something out for you."

Examples of common winnets: Paris Hilton, Ray Romano, most minor bureaucrats, and many politicians.

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What does "winnet" mean?

(See Leo Grieve)

You Winnet!

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Winnet - what does it mean?

A small annoying cling-on i.e a Pin-Dick

Frodo: "Your a Dick Fish"
Fish: "Fuck you Hobbit you winnet"

"You know that boy (add name) is such a winnet"

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Winnet - meaning

dangleberry with the added component of toilet paper

the dangleberry I found on the shitter looked like a spider covered in white fluffs

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Winnet - definition

'Winnet' is a song by the infamous myspace girlband Deny Most Things. 'Winnet' describes a winnet as a'sturd'. Though the original lyrics state that winnet is actually a 'turd that sticks to your hair', vocalist Livvy had a minor ditherspaz of verbal disclexia and giggles at Vicky's obnoxious computer drumming and so 'winnet is a STURD' was born. The rest is history.

'winnet is a sturd that sticks to your hair.
it really isn't funny
and i think it's quite unfair
that winnet never get mentioned or sang about
so with you tonight
Deny Most Things
are gonna let it all hang out with WINNET!'

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Winnet - slang

the bits of shit that are left behind after youve wipped youre arse.

I had several winnets stuck to my a hole, they itched like hell!

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Winnet

1) Poo that is found under the males foreskin after poo-sex
2) Poop that has lodged itself and stuck in ur butt hair

1) Three hours after butt-fucking the Rump Raider found his sausage was itching, and upon inspection found a sizeable lump of winnet lurking beneath his man-skin
2) Not wiping is not a good idea - little johnny wipe-alot

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Winnet

Dried shit stuck to your arse ring

Barrie Houghton is a Winnet

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Winnet

faecal matter that adheres to hairs around the anus

that winnet is a bugger to remove

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