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What is whoopee cushion?
When you Beat your balls so relentlessly and mercilessly till you crap yourself
Hey mat yesterday I gave myself a Brown whoopee cushion, I was cleaning shit up for hours.
whoopee cushion - video
Whoopee cushion - what is it?
Blowing cocaine out of one’s anus through farting in a Lebron James fashion.
I was about to stick it in Stacey’s ass, but little did I know she had a Colombian Whoopee Cushion waiting for me.
What does "whoopee cushion" mean?
As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”
Donna left Aleksandr because he wouldn’t stop giving her Spokane Whoopee Cushions.
Whoopee cushion - what does it mean?
when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole
Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.
Whoopee cushion - meaning
Another term for sharting, which occurs when one tries to force a fart and craps instead.
"Sorry, boss, I got to go"
"What? Why?"
"Chocolate whoopee-cushion, just trust me"
Whoopee cushion - definition
When a woman has been fucked so hard that her vagina forces queefs to occur with every step (for the rest of her life).
Guy 1: "Hear that squeak?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, what is that?"
Guy 1: "I whoopee cushioned your mom last night, better get used to it."
Whoopee cushion - slang
The act of blowing air into ones vagina then violently pushing down on her stomach to make her uncontrollably queef
I surprised Jenny with an Amsterdam whoopee cushion last night......... she beat the sit out of me
Whoopee cushion
When someone is trying to fart in the face of another person, and they splatter diarrhea all over the inside of their pants.
"Would you rather have me Whoopee Cushion your sister, or . . . wha- wha- wait. No."
Whoopee cushion
When you are going down on a girl, then blow air into her vagina. This results in her having to queef.
The tinder date went really well until I gave her the whoopee cushion. She sent me home straight after.
Whoopee cushion
a practical joke device consisting of a rubber air bladder that makes a flatulence sound when sat upon
If I sit on another whoopee cushion I'll have to play a prank on they'll never forget.