Definder - what does the word mean?

What is whompus?

1) an unusual person, or someone with abnormal personalities

2) a foolish or dim-witted idea

3)a really whack statement

1- "That bitch got a dick and a cunt, she is all kaddi whompus!"
2- Steve-"I can't believe you thought it would be a good idea to drink these beers warm!"
Jack-"Yeah man, you got all kaddi whompus there, it's all about them cold beers."
3- Kurtis-"I'm telling you man, sucking dick is not gay."
Donny-"That is some kaddi whompus shit right there."

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Whompus - what is it?

When a girl takes a piece of lunch meat and puts it in her pussy and fingers herself with it then makes a samich with that same piece of meat.

Hannah and Journie sat down and enjoyed a nice Deli Whompus together after climaxing with the chipped turkey

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What does "whompus" mean?

a big nasty hairy stretched cooter

jethro: hey leroy your mom has a whompus cat.

leroy: how do u jethro?

jethro: cause i was in it last night!

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Whompus - what does it mean?

Crazy, not exactly right, messed up, fucked up, a little off

You people who don't know how to drive in the snow, that get out there and get all katty-whompus and sideways in the street, just need to stay at home.

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Whompus - meaning

adj.
used to describe an object that is unintentionally tilted to the side

Bob: My car got totally smashed on my way to the mall yesterday...
Bill: Yeah, i can tell. I mean the bumper is absolutely kitty whompus.

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Whompus - definition

An elongated blunt object used to beat the living crap out of someone/something. The more unusual the object is, the more worthy of the term. Ceremonial whompi (plural form) are used specifically toward the destruction of anything festive in nature, such as Christmas Lawn ornaments.

Holy Shit!! Did you just see that lunatic hit that mall Santa over the head with that gigantic whompus? It looked like the knobby end of a hat rack painted black.

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Whompus - slang

A vagina with balls
also see chompus...

Dude, that dyke over there has a whompus!

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Whompus

The most badass mothafucka on the planet and the biggest boss around. affiliated with the diesels

mark- wow, frank just boned 3 chicks at once
susie- he is such a whompus!

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Whompus

its a substitution for any word you dont want to say, like when there's a teacher around and you dont want to get in trouble. it can be used as a noun, verb, adjective, etc.

"haha you have a small whompus!" , "I'll whack off your whompus if you don't shut up!"

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Whompus

Any man or woman of an obese and sexually frustrated nature with triple chins and a jacrank attitude.

Did you see that fuckin' whompus cut me off?

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