Definder - what does the word mean?

What is lunch meat?

A rude, manner-less ass that stands and stares at you while you eat your lunch. Comes in a verbal and non-verbal form. The non-verbal form being much more creepy as they just stand and stare without saying a single word.

Jack: "I was eating my lunch at my desk today and Chuck came in and just stood there and stared at me...I hate that!! WTF?"

Jill: "Yeah, he's a total Lunch-meat Gazer!"

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lunch meat - video


Lunch meat - what is it?

When a man puts his head between a woman's legs, but doesn't perform cunnilingus.

"I was so drunk last night, I tripped and fell head first into some chick's crotch. She totally gave me a lunch meat toupee!"

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What does "lunch meat" mean?

When a woman's labias hang out or pertrude out to resemble two pieces of folded lunch meat. Some vaginas are this way naturally, though they tend to get that way from a lot of usage like with pornstars or a ho.

"Damn that bitche's pussy's been so beat up she's got lunch meat pussy."

"I got some man-naise to go with that lunch meat pussy!"

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Lunch meat - what does it mean?

When she got them meaty pussy lips a dangling down and you smack that labia with your hand. Done repeatedly. The louder the smacking the better.

Rachel really gets off on the lunch meat slap. I made her cum that way but I also woke up her mom who wanted in on the action.

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Lunch meat - meaning

A person on the street that could easily get robbed for their money or Jewerly.

"...With the shines on niggaz be looking like lunch meat"-50 cent I'll whip your head boy

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Lunch meat - definition

cracked out, dirty, bum niggas

Tc loves to fuck all the lunch meat that walks into the door...she only fucks the ones that are cracked out of there mind.

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Lunch meat - slang

What someone can feel like after a wild night of partying.

After last night's party, Chris woke up and said he felt like a pound of lunch meat.

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Lunch meat

A Chicago Term when something is dead or Out of luck. Not going to happen. Mainly used on the westside of Chicago, in L-Town.

Person A: aye! Let me get a dollar.
Person B: Hell Naw that shit lunch meat.

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Lunch meat

The slowest or last hiker in the group when hiking in bear country.

Chris if you don't stay with the rest of the group you might become lunch meat.

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Lunch meat

When a woman has too much loose skin in the pussy. AKA roast beef.

Damn, that stripper is fine as hell but she got way too much lunch meat!!!!!

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