What is frank?

hello urban dictionary, i'd like to say a huge "fuck you" to your "don't write about inside jokes" rule. i am now proceeding to break it!

frank is the sexiest spider you will ever meet. you first will meet eyes with him in the corner of the ceiling while taking a hot steamy shower. you then will proceed to slam him with a couch pillow and send him into the dark realm (this is to assert dominance, don't be a beta male and get scared, BE SIGMA AND RAIL HIM!!!)

"i found frank in the bathroom"

"OMG, did you assert your dominance?"

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frank - meme gif

frank - video

Frank - what is it?

a frank is a dick basically, like just another word for dick.

“ eat a frank john”

“ f u , eat a frank”

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What does "frank" mean?

the best at, hangman, politics, xbox 360. getting ladies to respond to "hotty wanna shake it?" in a positive manner. having the ability to answer any riddle correctly within minutes. having chuck norris in his fab 5. being in Chuck Norris' fab 5, #2 spot. (only chuck norris can be #1 in his own fab 5). At bball, similar to a mixture of Kobe, Shaq & LeBron. Can do an actual full backflip in secret if he wants to and no one would know. Can dance the funky chicken while eating a slice of pizza, a taco, and a plate of super nachoes while doing a keg stand at the same time. p.s. the keg would be filled with 10% ethonal fuel because Frank is also the utmost environmentalist.

Jarrod: Man, can i be Frank with you?
Jarrod's mom: sweety you can't be frank with anyone...i drank when i was pregnant with you....sorry but your screwed
jarrod's mom: dang it mom!

or

Kevin: Magic Genie...I would like to become Frank
Magic Genie:....
Kevin: Magic Genie?....I only used one wish so far...
Magic Genie:....i would rather stay in here a million more years than put in the amount of work it would take to turn your sorry butt into Frank....go home please, throw me back in the ocean

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Frank - what does it mean?

the hottest guy with the fattest cock in you’ve ever seen. very nice hair and a fat cock. he’s very smart, kind, and he has a faaaattttt cock. he always puts you first and takes into consideration how you’re feeling and did I mention he has a FAT COCK? love that guy.

melanie: omg who’s fat cock is that?! i’ve never seen one so big!
me: oh it’s frank’s. the fattest ever huh. that’s why I claimed him.

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Frank - meaning

A teenage boy who has the most amazing computer skills known to man. He can be recognized by his steamy passion for Call of Duty 4,his huge porn collection, and a cock the size of an anaconda. He is usually of Italian descent and always has great food in his house.

Hey, frank, why don't you come over to my house, fix my computer and we can look at porn together?

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Frank - definition

to frank: verb: \ˈfraŋk\
The act of collecting new hot friends from one's existing hot friends' lists in online social networking communities. Victims of a franking are usually females, while the perpetrators are usually males. Franking differs from stalking in that it is generally harmless and simply a passive aggressive way for guys to meet and collect cute girl friends online. Ladies, the best way to know if you are being franked is if you receive a friend request from someone you've never met and your only mutual friends are your own cute girlfriends. In some cases the franker may be an ex-thing of the mutual girlfriend, thus adding an element of creepiness/ballsiness especially if he then proceeds to ask the frankee out once friended. Important safety tips if you think you are being franked, always confirm with your mutual friend as to the level of sanity and intentions of the franker:

Hot girl #1: "Hey do you know this guy Bernie Whatshisface? I've never met him before in my life but he sent me a friend add and it says you're a mutual friend."
Hot girl #2: "Oh that's just my friend Bernie. He likes to go through my friend list and frank all my hot friends sometimes. He's harmless."

"Really?? Billy is totally franking all my cute friends again. So annoying."

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