Definder - what does the word mean?

What is watering the plants?

A term used in place of a sexual act so you can hide it from one's patents.

Hey Skylar, you wanna water my plants this weekend?

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watering the plants - video


Watering the plants - what is it?

Arbitrary buildings along your driving route that treat sewer water. These buildings are scapegoats for your nasty farts.

Jay passes a lot of water treatment plants while he’s driving bc he also passes a lot of gas.
Passenger: What’s that smell?
Jay: oh, that’s a water treatment plant right there!

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What does "watering the plants" mean?

The act of ejaculating on your pubic hair.

Lindsey: "So what did you do after?"
Hunter: "I watered my plant. Took forever to clean up."

"Do you clean up when you you water your plant?"

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Watering the plants - what does it mean?

This is a phrase which is specially used to seduce someone from the perspective of sex

For example :-

"She was watering the plant a lot but I didn't respond to control my amorous feeling" peter said

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Watering the plants - meaning

Usually used as an excuse when somebody wants something done.

Jackass: wanna come over later?
You: ............Watering the plants
Jackass: alrighty.

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Watering the plants - definition

its to tell someone to get off your case and go do what they are suppose to do, to mind their own business

I was laying on my couch watching tv and my girl comes talking about I party to much on the weekend. so I tell her "water these plants"

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Watering the plants - slang

A sexual reference used when you don't want to be too obvious.

Girl: what are you thinking about right now?
Guy: watering the plants

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Watering the plants

To drink alcohol and smoke weed

KID) Mom, we're going to go water the plants!
MOM) Okay, don't use too much water though!

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Watering the plants

Urinating outside , for the benefit of the plants who don't get enough water

Dude A: "I thought you needed a piss ,isn't there a line"
Dude B: "na, I just went outside and was watering the plants"

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Watering the plants

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.

'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'

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