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What is vole?
a hairy fucking pain in the arse who forgets to buy you beer when he goes to the off licence, and who keeps you awake with his snoring
my boyriend is a fucking arse vole and i'm gonna wait till he falls asleep snores and shave his eyebrows off, the cunt
vole - meme gif
vole - video
Vole - what is it?
like when you first see ur friends the you would say "q-vole ese?"
What does "vole" mean?
Digital stimulation of a lady's willing, but shy, vagina. See also Coaxing The Clam
"Man, we had a few drinks. Went back to hers. It was all good but she was a bit shy and preferred the lights off for vole tickling."
Vole - what does it mean?
slang term for paedophile
your a fence vole because you think having sex with children is like having sex with small adults
Vole - meaning
A very popular fanfic archive website fanfiction.net that has come under fire for the badfic therein.
After banning all adult content, ff.net became known for an absurd ratio of incredibly bad and juvenile fanfiction. Thus, the name "Pit Of Voles" was born on the TWoP Forums.
I took a wonder over to The Pit Of Voles and almost vomited.
Vole - definition
Another name for FF.N (fanfiction.net) at its worst. Especially when finding nothing but Mary Sues.
Bah, my slash fic got flamed again at the Pit of Voles.
Vole - slang
The Mystery of the Missing Daisies
One day a little girl named Daisy was planting some daisies. Weeks later her friend came over. Daisy took her outside to look at her daisies, but when they got to the garden the daisies were gone!
Daisy wondered if it was the work of a vole, or maybe someone had been picking them. The girls went back inside, and told Daisy’s mom. Her mom decided to search on the internet, while the girls set off to search for clues outside.
Daisy thought, “If it was a vole the criminal must be underground!” So she and her friend dug a big hole, and went inside. Daisy saw a trail, and crumbs of dirt falling from above. She also saw her daisies! She walked a little closer, and saw a vole! She quickly grabbed her daisies and jumped for joy.
Daisy went inside, put them in a flower vase, and gave one to her friend.
- written by me in 1st grade, 2014
Daisy's friend: What is that?
Daisy: It is a Vole!
Vole
A cryptid found in northern minnesota. Described to be mostly human-like, but possesses large owl wings and has some.. strange diet habits. Can possibly shapeshift.
"Dude, whats that on the roof?"
"What the hell?? That's totally Vole oh my god hide"
Vole
A greasy mid-op transexual love monkey with shaven genitalia.
There are many in east anglia
Vole
Used as a nickname for Microsoft Corp. (a Redmond WA-based company) commonly in alternative media with ties to opensource software.
Also commonly found as "The Vole".
Prairie voles are small rodents that live in the wild and resemble to little rats or hamsters.
See also: voleware
Source: The Inquirer - www.theinquirer.net
MICROSOFT IS scratching its head as to why no-one its taking up its mega-patch SP2 for Windows XP.
Vole had expected more than 100 million people to download the patch by now but figures indicate that only 20 million have bothered to do so.