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What is vlad?

A person who usually takes a shower for at least one hour (wanking is included)

Yo, Vlad, Why have you been taking a shower for one hour?
Problem?

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Vlad - what is it?

Vlad is my dad. He has cool waves. Vlad is my lord and savior.

Vlad I have a question please help me.

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What does "vlad" mean?

A slavic name used for men in slavic countries (and some latin ones too)

Alex: Hi Vlad, how's the eating going?
Vlad: It's going good Alex, I'm on my 16th burger

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Vlad - what does it mean?

Vlad is usually a Russian name, sometimes romanian, and usually is an athletic all around great guy that is good at everything. He is known to have a big penis and is a legend in bed. He has an amazing body and really funny. He is very popular especially with females...fine females

girl 1: Oh my god who is that sexy new kid he makes my nipples hard!!!!
Girl 2: oh yeah that guy must be a Vlad
girl 1: yeah i heard he has a big penis too

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Vlad - meaning

An amazing guy that everyone loves and nobody hates. Vlad is everyone's favourite person and if you don't have a Vlad in your life you are the unluckiest person in the world. Vlad is an all round great guy who is good at everything and has a huge penis. Everyone who knows Vlad wants to be close to him. Boys want to be him girls also want to be him.

Vlad: Exists
Everyone: Jesus fuck Vlad you're the coolest guy in the world.

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Vlad - definition

Slang termonalogy for a womans Vagina.

Man 1: Can i touch your vlad
Women 2: No im 11

man 1 (silence of the lambs) : I can smell your vlad.

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Vlad - slang

nail polish remover in beverage form

i don't know how you take shots of vlad.. that stuff makes me puke!

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Vlad

the act of buttfucking your fav bitch, then whipping out your dirty dick and writing your initials on her face with the poop left on the tip of your wiener.

i'm going to vlad my girlfriend tonight. i hope she hasn't shit yet today.

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Vlad

absolute retard with 0 iq and is in a low english set

vlad

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Vlad

Satisfyingly apt description of a certain breed of insensitive male sex partner, deriving from Vlad the Impaler, the infamous 15th century Transylvanian Emperor.

It was like being knobbed by Vlad the Impaler

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