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What is vice-grip?
"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"
You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"
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vice-grip - video
Vice-grip - what is it?
Somebody got you good, real good!
Zappa:"She had my balls in a vice but she left the dick, I guess it's still hooked on but now it shoots too quick. Oh god I am the american dream, but now I smell like Vaseline and I'm a miserable son of a bitch, am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which."
What does "vice-grip" mean?
When a man is under extreme stress or pressure, usually from a female, due to a mistake or deadline.
Damn, my girl has my *balls in a vice grip* because I cheated on her.
Vice-grip - what does it mean?
1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.
2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.
1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.
Vice-grip - meaning
When you lay next to a guy and place your left foot over his body close enough to his dick. Place the back of your knee on his dick (make sure he has a semi) grip the dick with your leg and stroke up and down. This is called the Vice Grip.
We were cuddling last night and I accidentally Vice Gripped him.
Vice-grip - definition
Also known as "The Human Flesh-light", the "Vice-Grip" was invented.. and perfected, by a Canadian punk band called "Vices, live in 3D!"
What it consists of, is grabbing the girl, (Or guy, whichever is closer), tightly by the throat with both hands and thrusting the receiver balls-deep down the shaft of one's penis, repeatedly, much like you would with a Flesh-light. But you need a Vice-like grip to really get the job done!
"Hey Joe, did you give that girl the old vice-grip last night?"
"Obviously! I love The Human Flesh-light. It's like masturbating with company!"
"Hell yeah!"
"But she suffocated and now I have this corpse in my bed."
"METH!"
Vice-grip - slang
When you get wrapped up in watching Vice documentaries for hours
my YouTube auto-play got me caught up in such a vice grip yesterday, I watched 4 hours of documentaries!
Vice-grip
When someone sticks their penis into someone else's butthole and the butthole clenches the penis
The other day this guy vice gripped my penis and he wouldn't let go
Vice-grip
A girl wit a tight pussy.
Example: Yo ma dude, LaShawn had a vice grip. It was hard for me to get in dat.