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What is verizon?1. To announce a compelling item, service, or or event and subsequently fail to follow through on delivering said thing. "Man I totally Verizoned my girlfriend. I promised to go down on her, but we know that's not happening" verizon - meme gifverizon - videoVerizon - what is it?1. To neuter, or remove features from an electronic device, especially a cell phone, with the intent to make more money. My new cell has been severely verizoned. I can't even get my photos off of it without paying them. What does "verizon" mean?A phone company that releases your private data to the government without a warrant, in violation of the 4th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. "Verizon -- we'll never stop working against you." Verizon - what does it mean?a hot whore of a cellphone company that takes it in the ass and gives great blowjobs, all to provide the best customer service after "accidently" calling africa.... Verizon - meaningA vertical horizon. The edge of the world is a horizon, but if you're on a planet with a ring, Saturn for example, you can stand in certain areas and see a vertical horizon, which rises from the horizon all the way over you to the opposite horizon. We were playing Halo and in the distance you can see the ring's verizon spanning across the sky. Verizon - definitionA Phone/Internet company that contracts everything out, ticks off customers with thier low end horrid service and expects thier tech support to fix every problem with the multiple thousands of "out of boundry" rules that they impose on thier agents. Tech > Verizon Tech support how may i help you thisevening? Verizon - slangThe crappy service you get when u sign up for a 2 year plan and buy the razr that was 400 bucks and 2 months later you find out those jerks made a crappy phone and now it's 80 bucks. If you are reading this get a t-mobile sidekick. This is the worst phone company on the telecommunications verizon. VerizonA Cell Phone company who claims to be the best, who have the least amount of dropped calls, (because they wont drop a call, they would rather have you sit through static and have to pay). who likes to rip of customers by telling them one thing and doing another. SEE Hidden Costs who isnt going to stand a chance when T-Mobile takes over. Can you hear me now? VerizonWhen u blow a load in a girls ear and then ask..... can u hear me now? I gave that bitch a verizon VerizonA large corporation that grossly overcharges you without warning, only for you to find out on the next monthly bill. When you try to call to fix it you are, of course, forwarded to "John in customer service" who is really Akhmed in India. *with heavy Indian accent* "Hello, this is John from Verizon customer service taking your call. How may I help you?" |
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