Definder - what does the word mean?

What is spanning?

When the attention span of a male lasts as long as his erection does, but usually related to the attention being focused on something nasty which normally wouldn't attract a male's attention under flaccid circumstances such as very nasty porn or fugly chicks or hookers.

One Dude to Another: I cannot believed I jacked off to that skank porn last nite. I also joined the skank porn site and spent like $39.95!

Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.

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Spanning - what is it?

Watch the American taxpayers get robbed, LIVE!

"I was feeling good about politics, so i turned on C-span and began to sob"

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What does "spanning" mean?

Measurement of ass from cheek to cheek, much like wing span.

"Damnnn, caroline must have an ass span of least 2 feet!"

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Spanning - what does it mean?

Short for special fan, it’s when a fan is given personal advantages that other fans don’t have by the person they’re stanning.

β€œShawn Mendes gave her free tickets to his show? She must be a span!”

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Spanning - meaning

spider-man; a fictional superhero in the Marvel Universe

Have you ever seen span? Yes, I have

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Spanning - definition

Dick-Head

span doesn't run in the family

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Spanning - slang

A word in place of "loads" or "very"

guy:i love u span!
Girl: I love u too

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Spanning

Norwegian rock quartet. Possibly the best band on the planet with such audio jems as 'Papa', 'Don't Think The Way They Do' and 'Baby's Come Back' and outstanding live sets.

Members include Jarle Bernhoft, Fridtjof nilsen, Fredrik Wallumrod and Kim Nordbaek.
Past members include Vemund Stavnes who left in late 2003 for personal reasons.

I saw SPAN in London and they owned.

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Spanning

A derogatory, insulting term used to denote stupidity. Can be considered racist, as the term may apply to other races deemed inferior by the speaker.

The East building in Southwest High School is for span kids.

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Spanning

The fine art/act of stalking, scrutinizing and mentally/physically tormenting a person as if they were your girlfriend or boyfriend. This is usually because the person who is doing the spanning is arrogant, a pompous windbag or they feel like they are owed. They have feelings for the person they span and have decided that person belongs to them without the consent, permission, reciprocation of same feelings or even the knowledge of the victim they span. The art/act of spanning is often conducted in front of friends or others in an effort to embarrass and belittle the person they span into acting the way they desire.

Person 1: Did you change the locks to lock me out of my own house??!

Person 2: Where tne fuck were you? Who did you leave with?

Person 1: None of your business, quit spanning me!

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