Definder - what does the word mean?

What is vanity?

Shimmered & glistening, the pimply, akward teens that shop or the clothing store. Filled with clothes you will fill goodwill with someday are:
froggy pj's
scandalous mini boob tube tops
or cheap pleather ensembles
everything a middle school child would want

Alice: whoa! cole where did you get those mad hops
Cole: oo you mean my froggy p.j's
Yeah my shit is hype
Alice: ooo your sooooo vain
Cole: no....Vanity...boooo yaaa! word

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Vanity - what is it?

A person who is a bully and believes she is better than people but is the complete opposite and is a complete prick.

Fuck you vanity

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What does "vanity" mean?

a sad indivdual with no real friends, just those on myspace, of which he has several thousand.
Thinks he is perfect, but really a pathetic wannabe.
May suffer from obesity/ bad hair
Often has a britney obsession, brought on by a desire to copy Chris Crocker

'pc4pc?
w4w?
save britney!
3K no proof!'

'omg he's such a vanity'

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Vanity - what does it mean?

Emptiness; essentially, that which is why you don't understand.

You tend to drive others away in your vanity.

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Vanity - meaning

A metal group located out of Clearlake California(sadly). it consists of an EPIC drummer Tyler Rose, a GREAT rythm guitarist Sean McAlister, a BOSS lead guitarist/ vocalist Jeremy Cremer, and a FAT but AWESOME manager Andy Vieira. "FUCK THE BASS"

guy 1: hey did u see VanitY, there epic.
guy 2: i know, i wish i was as good as them

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Vanity - definition

1. An indescribably gorgeous woman who loves to laugh, thinks of others before herself and loves fashion. She can light up the darkest rooms with her personality and has the most mesmerizing eyes.

2.Sweet, shy, and trustworthy friend/girlfriend.

Vanity makes me feel amazing!

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Vanity - slang

The mirror perceived by one's self. Vanity will manifest ironclad in opinions, behaviours, narratives and emotional response when indulged. Allied with, but not as demonised as the apprentice Narcissist, the vain wield a dormant human instinct that allows fringe aspects of humanity excuses to bloom. Love was conceived on the altar of Vanity.

person 1- "if the eyes are the window to the soul, vanity is the contact lens required"
person 2- "you are so shallow and lowbrow sometimes"

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Vanity

To be obsessed with how you look, to love oneself's image, to think you are the most gorgeous thing on two legsvain

(Looking at girl staring at herself in mirror) "Jees that girl is so vain look at her loving herself" etc

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Vanity

Your personality;you as a person.

Don't attack my vanity.

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Vanity

The great affliction of the modern world. The unintentional judgement by one person of another persons suitability as a friend, associate, or future lover based predominantly on their appearance. A society/marketing driven concept

VANITY
A)"i need to look like this"( otherwise i will be rejected by SUITABLE people)
B)"That person LOOKS a freak"(this person must not have involvement in my life........... that person was so different from what i thought)

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