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What is up syndrome?

When someone won't stop talking oh my god shut the FUCK UP

"blah blah blah blah blah blah blah"
'Shut up! You have critical shut the fuck up syndrome right now!'
"Oh, sorry. blah blah blah blah blah"

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Up syndrome - what is it?

When a person is sick and when they go to use the bathroom to take a dump, a sudden urge of vomiting arise and with no to wipe, flush, and pull your pants up, they get on their knees and vomit with their naked butt up in the air.

My mom caught me in the bathroom with butt-up syndrome. She asked me "Saba why do you have your pants down when you are vomiting" I replied, "Because I didn't have time to wipe and pull them up!"

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What does "up syndrome" mean?

Totally unrelated to any "opposite" condition of the well-known "born later in the mother's life" disorder, this affliction merely refers to an abnormal obsession with "all things United Parcel Service" --- the person may collect lots of caps and t-shirts with the UPS logo, arbitrarily ship out anything and everything --- even ordinary personal letters, which of course would cost a lot more to ship that way than just a regular US-Mail "Forever" stamp --- by "ol' Brown-'n'-Yellow", always ask to have mail-ordered items shipped to him by UPS even if the US Mail or FedEx would be cheaper, etc.

Caring nephew: My elderly Uncle Ted has developed UPS syndrome in a major way. so I always order his E-Bay items for him myself, so that he won't needlessly overspend on shipping if there is a cheaper way to send the items.

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Up syndrome - what does it mean?

The condition where genitalia is in a perpetually happy state.

"Tom came down with a case of up-syndrome soon after meeting Caroline."

"We always thought Susie was a bit weird, but we didnt know for certain until her secret reared its ugly little head -- she was diagnosed with up-syndrome."

5:00 News Report:
"Rare condition found in man with up-syndrome... Are two penises better than one?"

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Up syndrome - meaning

a condition of extreme smartness

"I'm so smart I have Up Symdrome."

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Up syndrome - definition

Elaboration of the severity of the condition down syndrome

Up Syndrome: You got down syndrome so bad, you probably got up, left, and right syndrome too

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Up syndrome - slang

Up-Syndrome is when you have more than 62 chromosomes (basically being a SPED Class in one person), this usually occurs in when a male and a female have reproductive sex over the age of 50.

This kid with Up-Syndrome is CRAZY!!!

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Up syndrome

A being of such a massive intellect and high IQ that they are completely unable to function in plebian society.

Oliver is such a god at Smash Bros, I wonder if he has up syndrome.

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Up syndrome

having the disorder that makes you tie one octillion balloons to your house daily

up syndrome isnt the opposite of down syndrome

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Up syndrome

When you're so smart your brain is disfunctional.

Wow that guy has severe up syndrome!

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