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What is unicorn dick?When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead. I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt. unicorn dick - videoUnicorn dick - what is it?A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that youβll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night. Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Pattyβs Day blur on a business trip to Boston. Itβs been ten years and I still think about that night. What does "unicorn dick" mean?When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn. I'm going to make you a limp dick unicorn! Unicorn dick - what does it mean?When you cut someones dick off and sew it to there head. Therfore resembling a unicorn with a floppy horn. I'm going to make you a limp dick unicorn! Unicorn dick - meaninga rainbow colored unicorn dick :) person 1:wow did you see that giant unicorn rainbow dick. Unicorn dick - definitionThe object that you rub on your vagina on your period or any other bleeding part of the body to stop the bleeding while your listening to a lager amount of Ke$ha when your drunk, high, or both. DUDE FACE!!! WE SOOO NEED TO GET A BABY UNICORN DICK, KE$HAS NEWEST ALBUM, AND SOME WEED, I JUST GT SHOT IN THE FUCKING HEAD AND I STARTED MY PENIS PERIOD!!! Unicorn dick - slangRooted in the expression: "Hung like a horse", a Unicorn Dick or UD, refers to a exceptionally large penis with the magical powers of a Unicorn. These powers include: making women sneak out of bed with men they are dating in order to pursue the UD, making women jump from man to man looking to fill a void that only a UD can fill, and making women lie straight faced to a man they allegedly care about when confronted about sneaking out to pursue the UD. I don't understand why she is with him, he has no job, he treats her like shit, and he spends all her money. |
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